Pinned
hey don’t cry. spiro the bald eagle failing at catching a crab, okay?
Pinned
hey don’t cry. spiro the bald eagle failing at catching a crab, okay?
@elodieunderglass At NO POINT in this video did I know what was going to happen next
Oh wow. Thank you so much for thinking of me!!
Happy Spring to the truest thing that’s ever been said about Spring
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Image 1: Reminders from a slightly angry dietitian
Image 2: Consuming soy is not going to lower your testosterone, but consistently underfueling will
Image 3: Just because the body CAN function with minimal carbohydrates doesn't mean it is "healthy" or preferred
Image 4: Your brain needs carbohydrates to understand Severance
Image 5: If you're hungry an hour after eating, there is a reason. You're allowed to eat again
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Image 7: You aren't supposed to weight the same as you did in high school or college /end ID]
This makes me weepy for so many reasons:
1. There’s a kid out there already thinking of inclusivity at such a young age.
2. There’s a blind boy who feels more seen and loved and part of his class.
3. The tenderness and consideration that the mom put into creating the special heartfelt felt heart (see what I did there?) for the classmate is so apparent.
4. That boy’s parents must have bawled seeing the valentine their son came home with and knowing that he’s being included and welcomed by his peers.
I’m doing the dishes
it’s a warm spring day
I watch out the window as my neighbours wiener dog wanders out into the garden in its little blue bandana
I stop, mesmerised.
It’s sniffing flowers — carnations, I think — for quite some time until it becomes excited by a bird overhead and bounces around to chase it’s shadow
the dog returns to the sunlit spot by the flowers and flops over, belly up, to bask in the warm light
“I want to be that dog” I say to myself. “I want to share with the world the peaceful joy that dog must be feeling right now.”
I try to take a picture; my zoom is not enough. I get weird and grab my pigeon-watching binoculars to get a better zoom, line my phone camera up with the lens. And I take one single, illicit, sleepy dog picture.
I hope the ends justified the means.
I bet that dog is having a really nice day.
isn't it so funny there's such a thing as "customer service voice"? Like I have to speak to you like a child or you'll rip my face off like a wild chimp
I love Josh’s anti-classism so much. I grew up in a single parent household that didn’t have time/the ability to cook. I taught myself as an adult and ended up loving it. I cook with this stuff a lot. Shit, the RealLemon juice ends up in a lot of my cocktails. Sure, I like fancy ingredients when I can afford them and I have things I get picky about using - but I have bad hands, mincing garlic is painful as fuck. There’s a lot to be said for knowing how to work with what you have. Don’t shame people for trying, don’t shame people for feeding their families things that they enjoy.
if you are only a good cook if you have access to premium ingredients at whole foods or above prices then you arent really a good cook
The conditions under which I can make eggplant parmigiana would curdle your blood.
"ARNGHERRANHGERGNAHGHGERNAGH"
Baby
LAURA HOLLIS and CARMILLA KARNSTEIN in Carmilla S2E22 "Compulsory Violence"
frogs in the summer be like
Jinkies
Jeepers!
Zoinks!
Ruh roh!
My favorite part of this post is that it implies Fred is the one saying “FUCK” because we know who typically says the other 4 things
In all fairness, it is his van right?
nowhere did this kindly anon actually say “please make a video of this” and yet