worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

ER (1994-2009)
7.22 • Rampage

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and yet Eric Clapton still gets to live.

i think sarcasm is a form of entropic rust that corrodes its way through language. you used to be able to say "good for you" and mean it

No tech CEO or NYT bestselling novelist will ever match the creativity of a humble French postman who decided on a whim to spend thirty-three years building a surreal, majestic palace with the bricks and mortar of his dreams.

the word frotting sounds like it's something you should do with your friends in a meadow on a cool spring afternoon

ive gotten so much mileage out of this tweet. every time i see something on the internet that makes me mad i just think to myself "people in real life: hey man how's it going" and i keep it pushing