The Drunken Oracle's Temple

The Directors Cut of a game I like to play while drunk: Declare myself all knowing and demand people on the Internet ask me questions. And oh my how they do.
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If you want to save the world, at least be pragmatic about it.
This is an important and time-consuming lesson.
The only evil noise is loud music while I'm trying to sleep.
"Tripped on my own dick" is my favorite phrase I never use.
As I recall, it's actually much weirder than time stopping at a black hole's event horizon.
I don't actually know why the Loch Ness monster asking for money is funny.
I'm just saying Dwayne *really* liked Breaking Bad.
It's OK to take a break. Fuck that macho shit.
My running assumption is all scientific models will be improved on enough to render them moot.
I don't have anything clever to say about this.
Seriously, though, I've either done amazingly well at life or fucking things up beyond recognition. I wonder if I'll ever get to find out which one it is.
I worry about someone who doesn't know nature smells different depending on what's happening in it.