shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

this is prime proof that this ENTIRE WEBSITE is autistic because nowhere else would a no tags post that's just an informative list about slang get this much traction.

anyway more addittions

honkshoo mimimi

Dick was the last to be adopted, Jason became the black sheep post-resurrection, Tim made himself Robin, Damian was dropped in Gotham after ten years of being kept secret, Cass possesses killer instincts that run counter to Batman's philosophy, Duke is a meta whose parents are still alive (albeit jokerized), and Steph has zero legal connections to the Waynes. All of the batkids have reason to believe they're the only one Bruce doesn't want around and Bruce is unaware of the problem because they don't vocalize it not just out of the usual emotional constipation, but also a deep-seated fear of being proven right. In this essay, I will—

Where’s the rest of the essay op

Who better to beat the final level in Mario than the world’s greatest detective? (Or how to entertain sidekicks 101)

It’s probably Battison, but honestly this image has been stuck in my head for a while — let him be a good dad!!

battinson adopting dick grayson and that's when the paranoia kicks in. in the movie he doesn't care what happens to him(or so he says, but he keeps himself away from anything too bad for Alfred's sake. most of the time.) But then dick grayson is angry and becomes Robin and suddenly it's like

"oh I need to upgrade the shit out of our suits." "the bat cave needs to be cleaner and we need more lights in here. what if he hurts himself??" "if i keep hitting these criminals this hard it might make robin think its ok. that's probably bad right?" "I NEED to work out so I can protect him holy shit he is TINY"

and thus, Bruce "paranoid" Wayne was created.

bunny buddies

Stupid thing I thought of drawing ages ago when I was watching fruit basket

bardock bloodied and beaten. for science

rain doggo 

(via)

golden retrievers are still the only breed i’ve ever worked with that go absolutely WILD with excitement for the rain most dogs tolerate it, some hate it, but golden retrievers, man. they’re on another level

lost in the sauce

he flat

wet beast wednesday

I like when people like a character so way too much that it transcends even self shipping or kinning and becomes more of a patron saint that you pray to type of deal

The way this is worldwide patron saint Goku it’s not even a contest

Goku’s already conventionally attractive in earth terms, but imagine how fucking funny it’d be if, like. by sayian standards, Goku’s SUPERMODEL pretty. So, to Vegeta, it’s like fighting Sofia Vergara everyday.

Lmao, I’ve always imagined Vegeta is considered conventionally attractive by both Saiyan and human standards—because, come on, he married Bulma. That woman does not settle for anything less than top-tier fineness. Have you seen that royal ass??

It’s like Sofia Vergara vs 2011 Thor-era Chris Hemsworth. Supermodel pretty vs peak masculine handsome. Except Goku couldn’t care less about his looks, so Vegeta’s stuck in a one-sided rivalry over who’s the better-looking Saiyan, just to boost his own ego. 😂

OH REAL— Vegeta’s the Tom Hiddleston of Sayians except he has 99 problems and anger is every one of them.

Please listen carefully Please listen carefully🙏 I need you to read this..🥹

On the seventh of October I am teacher Mahmoud Atta. I work as a teacher teaching secondary school students.

On October 7th, I was getting ready to go to school. On October 7th, while I was getting ready to go to school, my life was completely turned upside down. Israel declared war on Gaza. After that, they announced their entry into the roads and cities and forced us to leave the city from Khan Yunis to Rafah

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We passed through a road called the Road of Death. Tanks were everywhere. Bullets were raining down. We passed through a road called the Road of Death. Tanks were everywhere. Bullets were raining down. If you survived, your brother would not.

We've all seen the end of the world movies on the big screen. We have all seen end of the world movies on cinema screens, but what we saw was real and not imaginary. I wish it was imaginary.

We finally arrived in Rafah Finally we arrived in Rafah, the safe city as it is called, but where to go? The sea is behind us, the weather is freezing, and the borders are closed with Egypt on the other side and Israel on the third and fourth sides. I found myself making a tent out of nylon for myself and my family.

No water, no electricity, no food, no place to go to the bathroom, no life. I wish I had died sooner.

We returned after a long time to our city.After a long time, we returned to our city. The first sight was that a giant monster had entered the city and left it in ruins, so much so that I did not recognize my house or my neighborhood. Oh my God, is this Khan Yunis?

fI searched to find my home, to find my apartment, which contained my memories and my most beautiful days, destroyed. I searched to find my home, to find my apartment, which contained my memories and my most beautiful days, destroyed.

Today I stand before you to search for Today I stand in your hands to search for any help to restore myself again thanks to you.. I am waiting for your help

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