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reverse-the-jellybaby:

greyywalll:

greyywalll:

The author ’s barely disguised

Their mustache is peeling off

And he would’ve gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for you meddling kids!

kshaar:

from i!mark’s perspective (source)

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mistressaccost:

mistressaccost:

updated it

lacefuneral:

lacefuneral:

lacefuneral:

lacefuneral:

for my followers who do not watch severance:

dylan’s wife cheated on dylan with dylan so dylan threatened to kill dylan so dylan’s wife broke up with dylan and went back to dylan and dylan was so depressed about it that dylan killed dylan but dylan’s still alive

helly is mark’s boss but mark is helly’s boss. mark and helly are in love but mark isn’t in love with helly but helly is in love with mark and possibly with mark? because helly had sex with mark and then helly got jealous of helly so mark and helly had sex but helly and mark haven’t had sex so who can really say

the office looks like this

one of the cruelest psychological tortures that occurs in this show is a woman being forced to write thank you notes

kissycat:

My favorite art is first sentences of scientific papers, I love reading sentences like “movement is of integral importance to animals” or “snow has long been recognised for its ecological importance” fuck yes so truee

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professionalowl:

so. um. the good news is we found your boyfriend. the bad news is that, well, we sort of…dug him up…in the middle of a car park. in leicester (buckley et al. 2013). leicester, yeah. sorry. they demolished the friary he was hastily interred in when henry viii dissolved all the monasteries. you know how it is. and as it turns out, well, shakespeare was…sort of right about him. scoliosis, yeah, sorry (appleby et al. 2014). if it makes you feel any better we analysed his bones and it turns out he had a pretty high-protein diet before he died (lamb et al. 2014). and he drank so much wine that it changed their chemical composition, which we didn’t know could actually happen before we analysed him (lamb et al. 2014), so he was having a good time, at least. 

BIBLIOGRAPHY

Appleby, J., Mitchell, P.D., Robinson, C., Brough, A., Rutty, G., and Morgan, B. (2014). The scoliosis of Richard III, last Plantagenet King of England: diagnosis and clinical significance. Lancet 383, 1944. 

Buckley, R., Morris, M., Appleby, J., King, T., O’Sullivan, D., and Foxhall, L. (2013). ‘The king in the car park’: new light on the death and burial of Richard III in the Grey Friars church, Leicester, in 1485. Antiquity 87, pp. 519-538. 

Lamb, A.L., Evans, J.E., Buckley, R., and Appleby, J. (2014). Multi-isotope analysis demonstrates significant lifestyle changes in King Richard III. Journal of Archaeological Science 50, pp. 559-565.

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weepingwidar:

Joan Semmel (American, 1932) - Secret Spaces (1976)

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visit-ba-sing-se:

I love ending e-mails with “thank you in advance”. Like what are you going to now? Not do the thing I already thanked you for? Bring dishonor on yourself like that? No? I didn’t think so. Check mate you have been played by the master of manipulation.

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softest-butch:

ALT

booty shorts that say ‘I ❤️ MY BIODIVERSE WEED LAWN’

going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi:

yall gotta learn to separate “this character deserved better” (as in “this character has an intentionally tragic story that is supposed to feel bad”) and “this character deserved better” (as in “this character had so much potential and was failed by the writer”)

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