Funny jokes to tell

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The Teacher asks Little Johnny A Question In Class
A teacher asks her class a math question and one of her students gives her the wrong answer. The reason for his answer is priceless... - funny short story
Mary explains her husbands horrific accident
The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for an answered prayer. Mary stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have some praise. Two months ago, my husband, Frank, had a terrible bicycle accident and his scrotum was completely crushed." "The pain was...
A doctor goes to the same bar every day and orders an Almond Daiquiri
He gets to be so regular, showing up at the same time every day, that the bartender knows to make the drink and has it waiting for the doc when he arrives. One day the bartender goes to make it and realizes he doesn't have any almonds. He does, however, have some hickory nuts. So he mashes... #Gag
Adult Humor: Grandma explains to her grandson that the TV is her...
Funny Joke: A 5-year old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. While playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting furniture, he looked
A woman goes to the Vet with her Pig – funny joke
A woman goes to the Vet with her pig that appears to be sleeping. The woman waits as the vet inspects the pig. The Vet comes out and tells her.. -funny joke