in the US we only have 3 genders. american beauty, american psycho, and american pie
What about American idiot
well we all know which gender i am for forgetting this one
no! "sapphic yearning" will kill the patient
she needs hardcore lezzing out in order to live
had a bad low blood pressure moment last night and messily asked my partner for saltines and water before realizing i should probably ask for the Blood Pressure Medication I Need To Take. while they went to go grab it though i still had water and crackers so in a daze i took a swig of water but didnt swallow and then tried to cram 2 saltines in my mouth. full of water. in bed. with mouth full of water
Boxhead Devouring Two Saltines, 2024
Oh My God Damn
they sacked my fucking fiefdom. it's so over. i'll never be able to afford the king's taxes. i don't have a single fucking asset to my name except *winks shyly* my special sex ability🫣
unlock powerful new heroes to ATTACK my pussy!!!
