Jokes

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This may contain: a cartoon character with the words disque? on it's chest and arms
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muffin that’s a master of disguise
"A master of disguise muffin is called a muffin-cognito!"
This may contain: a cartoon character with the words valentine's day on it and an image of a man
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muffin say to the chocolate chip muffin on Valentine’s Day
"Muffin told chocolate chip muffin it's the sweetest crumb on Valentine’s Day."
This may contain: a cartoon character with the words spreading on it's chest and arms, standing in front of a blue background
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muffin get in trouble at school
"Muffin got in trouble at school for spreading butter rumors."
This may contain: a cartoon character with the word rude on it
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muffin say to the rude donut
"Muffin called the rude donut a 'real hole' in a witty retort."
This may contain: a cartoon character with the words bagel?
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muffin break up with the bagel
"Muffin broke up with bagel over dough-related drama."
This may contain: a cartoon character with the word forklift on it's chest and arms out
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logistics coordinator say to the stressed-out colleague
Logistics coordinator to stressed colleague: "Just keep 'freighting' ahead!"
This may contain: an animated character with the words operator on it's chest and arms, standing in front of a blue background
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truck driver say to the forklift operator
Truck driver to forklift operator: "Let’s keep deliveries 'lifted' and on time!"
This may contain: a cartoon character with the words professionals in front of him and an image of a man
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group of logistics professionals
"A group of logistics pros in a reality show? The 'logistics challenge'!"
This may contain: a cartoon character with the words professionals on it's chest and arms out
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logistics professionals always carry a pen and paper
"Logistics pros carry pen and paper to 'log' everything, of course!"
This may contain: a cartoon character with the words'millionaire?'in front of him is an image
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logistics manager become a millionaire
"Logistics manager became a millionaire by starting as a billionaire."
This may contain: a cartoon character with the word dance on it's chest and arms, standing in front of a blue background
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St. Peter start a celestial dance group
"St. Peter started a celestial dance group to boogie in heaven!"
This may contain: a cartoon character with the words fisherman on it's chest and hands in his pockets
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St. Peter become a fisherman
"St. Peter became a fisherman for heaven's great catches!"
This may contain: a cartoon character is holding his hand out to the side with words that read panels
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St. Peter install solar panels on the pearly gates
"St. Peter installed solar panels for heavenly power at the pearly gates."
This may contain: a cartoon character with the words heavenly on it's chest and hands in his pockets
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St. Peter say when he heard a heavenly pun
"St. Peter on heavenly pun: 'That’s unbearably angelic!'"
This may contain: a cartoon character with the word ultimate on it's chest and arms, standing in front of a blue background
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St. Peter become the ultimate goalkeeper
"St. Peter: The ultimate goalkeeper with divine hands!"