I promise I didn't disappear, I just don't have any impulse control and started several at once again haha

Shopping list on the mirror:

Mrkve (carrots)

Petržele (parsley)

Celer (celery)

Cibule (onion)

Smetana (sour cream)

Ocet (vinegar)

Cukr (sugar)

Olej (oil)

If anyone was wondering :)

—Frederick Chilton vs Murder Husbands

*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

10k notes I'll come out to my parents

@elvis-official

Hey pops can you handle this one

♧♤ Woah Mama Notes Blast ♡◇

May I add something, because I will never shut up about this book (Writing Tools by Roy Peter Clark):

Finally, some good fucking advice

if tumblr goes down give me yuor full home. address and i will move in to your hpuse

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP SCIENTISTS AT THE SCHMIDT OCEAN INSTITUTE HAVE FOOTAGE OF A LIVE COLOSSAL SQUID FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

🦑‼️🦑‼️🦑‼️🦑‼️🦑‼️🦑

for context, scientists have know about these mfs for like a HUNDRED YEARS but only now have they actually seen one ALIVE !!

Reblog to give a hug, a forehead kiss, and a grilled cheese cut diagonal to the person you reblogged it from. 

"every possible kind of content can be found on the internet" yeah sure except for the One fucking thing I'm looking for. why does no one want to talk about the One Singular thing I'm looking for. but yeah other than that everything is on here.

Is this what you’re looking for perchance?

it wasn't, but by god it sure is now

every moment of every day i am thinking about this tiktok

Lumpfish come in a variety of shapes and colors.

[He scoops up the fish, it spits water and he turns it toward the camera]

This one is stumpy and green. Very beautiful, very powerful.

[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]

This is what a normal lumpfish looks like. It is more elongated, but still a vibrant blue color. Very beautiful, very powerful.

[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]

This is one of the stumpiest ones we have. Its hump is very high. It is very stumpy, but yet very beautiful, and very powerful.

[He pans over a lot of fish, all looking up at the camera]

My fish army is ever growing, and soon I will over throw the world. Very beautiful, very powerful.

because of this tiktok, i frequently murmur "very beautiful, very powerful" at myself, and i cannot recommend it enough.

all the matchablossom parallels in the ova 🍵🌸

heart eyes nanjo never changed

protect bisexual boys

why is this on a blog literally called girlsuggestion

we are suggesting this to girls

who is we? who are you

italian shadow government

a vampire must have these 2 things in their repertoire:

1. a hopelessly devoted human twink

2. a fellow immortal who has been pining over them for centuries