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dez

@dancingsharks

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this post is for a niche part of the challengers fandom who are also into house but i literally think that mike faist is robert sean leonard and every new thing i see reinforces this. hates their jobs? loves acting? theatre artists first? chronic gay4pay syndrome? glorious long hair arc? sadness in their eyes you can only see in eastern european gay porn?

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aimless-existences

"spam like = blocked" if you spam like me i am going to cast 1000 protection spells on you so nothing bad happens to you ever

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let’s get in the back of your cop car officer .ᐟ

y’all can’t tell me this woman doesn’t eat pussy like it’s her last meal…(small lil drabble…)

it is absolutely essential to have friends you can have extremely insane pervert conversations with. this is kind of what makes life worth living

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oh my fucking goddddd oh my god he's so daddy he's so father of 3 pancakes in the morning hugging his wife from behind long shifts at work oh my he's so slightly pudgy older guy you like because ur dad doesn't want anything to do w u

i want to lay on his belly while strokes my hair u need to understand

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no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy,moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious,gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride.

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life when you remember you can get drunk and isolate yourself from others to avoid emotionally processing difficult problems

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Not only can I fix him but Being houses controversially young girlfriend would fix me IM ON MY KNEES FOR YOU SIR 🧎🏽‍♀️

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the sluttiest thing a man can do is be good at performing shakespeare

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