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my masterpiece.
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trans guy who finally figured out his name, about to come out in the funniest way to his friends: hey guys can i be frank with you all
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unfortunately this comment a TERF made on one of my posts is genuinely hysterical
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This silly <3
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Compilation of animated snakes in honor of 2025 🐍
Reblogged rukafais
absolutely hilarious of Hollow Knight to answer the question "why are all the things I knock over back in perfect condition when I re-enter the room", a question that really doesn't need an answer because of how common it is in video games, with "there's a guild of bugs who are fixing things very very fast while you aren't looking"
Reblogged rna-world
watched a porno where the two guys just kind of noncommittally jerked each other off for what felt like forever and when one of them eventually shot his load the other went "oh shit wtf!" and pogged like he didn't know something like that could even happen but thought it was kind of cool in a scary way
idk sorry
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This is why accessibilityis so important.
To everyone saying they recognize the program this was made in and thinks this was an architectural software — NO IT WASN’T. This is a player wearing an orca avatar in an MMO at a public humiliation/exposure fetish place and as soon as the orca entered that place he found it was a bunch of real life photographs of old guys bending over and exposing their assholes. After staring at a certain German guy’s picture for too long the guy in the picture noticed this (he was zoomed in) and messaged the orca some shit like “does Sir like what he sees?” “the slave thanks you for looking.” the orca didn’t have the social skills to handle this, tried to be polite, panicked, tried to turn around but since the avatar is so big it was like the Austin Powers truck driving scene and every way he turned he saw more babyboomer asshole. how do i know this? that orca, was me
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unbotheredmuse
the REAL truth that this coward won’t admit is that you absolutely did not have to do this no matter when you were born. my mp3s went straight into that thing looking exactly like they were downloaded and I learned their weird names like god intended. you and your “put together” ipod have nothing on me and my 45 🖾 🖾 🖾______%a&us.fr.uk by Various Artists
Reblogged thermodynamiclawyer
Like a half hour after taking pain relief meds: oh actually it doesnt hurt anymore i probably didnt even need to take those
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75% decrease in insect biomass within my lifetime and I'm supposed to care about cover letters
Reblogged septemberlikestea
Ok this might be a bit of a weird question but I keep arguing with my mom and sis about this so I need y'all to answer this
[For context my mom and sis keep telling me I shower for too long but my showers are usually 45 minutes to an hour]
(edit: *your showers not you showers)
turn up the temp on your water heater if this is you ^
I live in a country where there was an entire ad campaign about getting us to take four minute showers due to water restrictions. The first house i lived in out of home we' had a tiny four minute hourglass suctioned to the shower wall which were sent to households by ... the state government, I think? I don't quite manage four minutes most of the time these days, but i'm definitely not having half hour showers.
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Jesse, you’re forgetting that Dragons are not just beasts, they are inherently magical and they are of the element they embody, Jesse. An ancient white dragon would create an icy tundra wherever it built its lair merely by existing in that place over time. It is the surrounding animals that have adapted to the cold to even exist in the landscape of a dragon, Jesse.
Also dragons have teeth, Jesse. I don't think ice resistance is gonna be that big of an issue. The prey isn't teeth resistant, Jesse.
official dragon post