Secret Santa Gift Ideas

Who will you be buying a Secret Santa present for this year? Your best mate? Your work crush? The office "funny guy"? Your line manager? We know it’s hard to choose appropriate Secret Santa gifts. Luckily, we’ve got an exciting range of unusual Secret Santa Gift ideas to make your life a whole lot easier.
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F*cking Strong Coffee
Wake up to a powerful dose of caffeine-laden euphoria. A complex blend of Brazilian and Honduran Arabica Coffee. Potent ground coffee suitable for all coffee makers. Packed and roasted at our London roastery. Fragrant, full-bodied and f*cking flavoursome
Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy
It doesn’t get wackier than this, folks. The famous wacky waving inflatable tube guy: in miniature He REALLY flails, just like his big brothers! It’s all down to the little fan stored in his base Turn your home into your local car dealership/car wash...
Little Bao Dumpling Light
The only dumpling you WON’T want to eat. You've never seen a xiao long bao light up like this before His name is Little B, just FYI. He provides a charming battery-powered glow, he's really squishy & there's endless fun to be had with him.
Spreadable Whiskey
The perfect gift for the whisky aficionado who has everything. Award winning marmalade made with real whisky!
World's Smallest Turntable
The world’s smallest turntable, probably. It comes with three mini-LPs in their own printed sleeves, pop them on the turntable and give them a spin to hear them. Also comes with stickers to customise it & a 32 page book of fun music facts.
World's Smallest Curling Set
Bored at work? It’s time to start curling. Contains all the different bits required for miniature curling. Don’t pretend you know what all the different bits are actually called. You’ll be a regular Kevin Martin in no time - he’s a champion curler btw!
Cat Loose Leaf Tea Mug
You deserve perfectly infused tea for once. Teapot meets teacup in this adorable hybrid. Pop your loose leaves or tea bag in the fish-shaped strainer. You won’t want to drink out of anything else after this No leaves in your tea either - this thing is clever!
Giant STDs
Over a million times their actual size, you know when you've got 'em. Get that warm and fuzzy feeling (in a good way this time). The safest way to give and receive herpes & all the cool kids have them.
Rick and Morty Icon Lights
Light up figurines from your favourite cartoon Choose from Rick, Morty, or Mr Meeseeks Officially licensed Rick And Morty merch, natch. Illuminate your garage/science lab/garage science lab hybrid area
Infinity Gauntlet Mug
The Infinity Gauntlet… in mug form! Complete with each and every Infinity Stone And a gold chrome glaze, obviously.
Edible Anus
Give them a present from the heart of your bottom The perfect tongue-in-cheek gift. Belgian chocolate, British anus. Tasteless, yet absolutely delicious Fruit and nut version available soon!
How To Swear Around The World
128 pages rammed full of foreign sweary delights. Featuring everyday curses, X-rated oddities and familiar phrases. Covers dozens of different languages. Sprinkled with pics and handy phonetic pronunciation guides!
Ray Gun Nose Trimmer
Vital mens grooming tool meets powerful space-age weaponry. Administer a swift and painless death to invading nose hairs. Pull the trigger and blast those bogey-ridden bristles into oblivion. "Laser hair removal" at a fraction of the high-street price!
Pearl Boba Tea Light
An adorable night-light shaped like a boba tea! Complete with boba balls that move around (oo-er missus). Maybe don’t try to eat them though. Battery-powered for zero ugly cable clutter!
Underwater Disco Lightshow
Turn bath times into a mesmerizing kaleidoscope of colour. Projects a wide array of psychedelic multicoloured light patterns. Battery-operated and 100% waterproof.