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snepdotgay:

inmemoriame:

This show is so good man

What purpose did that serve

boo boo wheale…

05 Apr @ 7:45 5310☆
    • Anonymous asked:

    I’ve been a bad girl daddy

    tvrded:

    Okay go kill yourself honey

    05 Apr @ 7:43 23942☆

    • mrsterlingeverything:

    mrsterlingeverything:

    At least we have jacking off

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    Noooooo fuck god noo

    05 Apr @ 7:42 26492☆

    • teaboot:

    teaboot:

    The thing I’m learning is that the more you love, the more it can hurt you, but the more you love, the more it’s worth it.
    So you can either be safe forever, or turn yourself into the kind of person who’d rather not be.

    Which is sort of unfair when you think about it

    If you care about something, anything that hurts it hurts you. But if you don’t care about something, it brings you no joy. Caring is suffering, and apathy is death. The only way to survive is to protect what you love, and to love as much as you can. And who among us asked for this? Who among the living came into this knowing our options? Nobody. But we still have to choose

    05 Apr @ 7:41 3520☆

    • fly-chicken:

    fly-chicken:

    lynati:

    the-nightman783:

    holdtightclothing:

    darillium-night:

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    Update from the man himself

    The Porn Guy aka The Nice Guy aka The Canadian side of Pornhub aka SFW Pornhub’s REAL NAME is Ryan Creamer. No joke, that is legit his real name.

    Also this.

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    Which led him to this.

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    Bless this man.

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    I can appreciate him and the service he’s providing independently of the shitshow that is the platform he’s hosted on.

    Ryan Creamer from Pornhub standing in a room presenting a slideshow. he is a red headed and bearded male, dressed in black round glasses, black long sleeved turtleneck and khaki slacks with brown dress shoes. His slide is a photo of him shirtless in a presumed shower with a blank white screen to his left for a drop-down list. in the photo (in the presentation) he is giving a thumbs up. The slide is titled 'Ryan Creamer'. Ryan presents this slide while stating "I have no prestige"
    Closeup of the slide with Ryan stating "My eulogy will one day include the word "Pornhub". The slide has the following Bullet points -no prestige and -Eulogy will one day include the word "Pornhub"
    A cut back to Ryan presenting in a black turtleneck. An audience member states "Oh no!" in response to the Pornhub mention. Ryan continues " And up until very recently..."
    Ryan continues "I thought the word 'COWabunga was pronounced CALIbunga". Cut back to the presentation slide with a new bullet "thought it was pronounced 'Calibunga' up until recently"
    Cut back to Ryan in a turtleneck presenting who states "like California"

    He remains just as funny and weird on other platforms dw

    Ryan Creamer from Pornhub, a red headed bearded man presenting a slideshow. He is wearing glasses, a turtleneck black shirt, khaki slacks and brown dress shoes. The first slide in the presentation is Titled 'Can I get an Honorary Degree if I Just Ask Really Nicely'

    By the way, the topic he was presenting was

    ‘Can I get an Honorary Degree if I Just Ask Really Nicely’

    04 Apr @ 23:01 294864☆

    • guidancerune:

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    scam texts aren’t even trying any more. i have to pay my taxes? at latina fiesta dot co???

    03 Apr @ 22:33 79012☆

    • pseudomantis:

    We literally cannot let them start charging 80 dollars for video games 70 dollars was already outrageous 60 was pushing it. 80 fucking dollars. ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR DAMN MIND. For MARIO?!?!?!?!?

    02 Apr @ 23:07 70180☆