Since I had a t/erf pop up liking my posts, this is a reminder that I’m transmasc nonbinary and that bullshit isn’t welcome here.
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Best comment I’ve ever gotten (on my IDW TF/Mass Effect crossover fic).
imagine being a regular, poor kirkwall darktowner going about your day and then your doctor kills like 10 people right in front of you and no one even cares
best tags roundup:
#brother its darktown and that's the only dr who gives a shit about you#not only are darktown residents allergic to being snitches#watching someone get murdered is like. an average tuesday#“theres been a murder in darktown!” and fork was found in kitchen cmon - @medouse
#who am i to question a medical professional? - @spiritbladed
#watching the guy who just gave me a magic abortion loot the corpse of a templar right in front of me: CHEERS MATE - @dilfsisko
#thats just how is#hes freeing up waiting times - @knightsquire
#he cured them for good!#now they'll never get sick or ill again#its very considerate of Anders to look out for their future wellbeing#he's thinking ahead#big brain move#he's also preventing them from harming others ever again so he's also lessening his future potential workload! - @lizzybeeee
#i dont see shit. i dont know that man. actually ive never heard of a doctor in my life. sorry templar ive actually never heard of darktown - @lavenderstobins
#you go about your day you see mr. magical free clinic and his friends murdering slavers or cops#you suddenly develop an acute case of deaf blindness and amnesia about the whole thing#everyone was in the bathroom when anders killed those guys - @sunderwight
there is no way Garrus recovered that fast
Rebageling this again to add like
Can y'all imagine how much this would’ve disarmed the Cerberus crew? This man is seven feet of muscle and sharp edges. He is probably the first turian any of the grunts at Racism Inc have ever seen up close. They’re expecting a deadly killer monster. Something Other. The sort of thing they want to protect humanity from.
Instead, anyone in the mess gets to watch Archangel almost eat shit twice trying to get into his armour, stop to stare in fascination at the medbay doors opening and closing, and then wobble his way to the lift like a sedated cat, running findshepard.exe as a top priority process. Oh buddy. We’ve all been there. He instantly becomes Relatable.
(A few vaguely Shepard-shaped people with the right hair colour get grabbed, sure, and held at arm’s length while his eyes adjust to see them properly, and he gives them an unnerving squinty inspection, but they’re set aside gently enough once he figures out that This Is Not Shepard)
Anytime I see people talk about Bethany like “Oh Bethany the pushover” / “having her as your living sibling is SO much less interesting than Carver” I wanna start throwing rocks.
This girl grew up as an apostate mage constantly under the fear that her very existence put her family in danger, her own twin NEVER let her forget it (and it wasn’t even out of malice; Carver was WORRIED for her), and then she has to watch helplessly while her twin gets reduced to a fine paste while you’re trying to find SOMEwhere to be safe, only to find hell on earth, an uncle who resents you, and a city that treats mages even worse than you’ve been told like. The fact that Bethany acts so calm sometimes is a testament to her sheer resilience but you see flashes of it in dialogue depending on your choices.
“Oh Carver is so much more interesting because there’s actually conflict with him” STOP THAT it’s just a different type of conflict. Carver has the luxury of letting his anger be external. Doesn’t make EITHER of them less interesting, it’s just a different facet of the same gemstone.
hggnnnhhhhh Alistair time
what origin and class combo is your inquisitor?
trevelyan warrior
trevelyan rogue
trevelyan mage
lavellan warrior
lavellan rogue
lavellan mage
adaar warrior
adaar rogue
adaar mage
cadash warrior
cadash rogue
i do something else/use mods
See ResultsWas trying to find the oldest piece of art in my deviantart gallery and honestly I still love this piece.
It’s part of a bigger comic I was working on ages ago, but Tama’s expression in the second panel is my favorite thing ever.
If you make a woman in bulky armor in your video game and then pull an uno reverse and are like “oh she was skinny underneath her armor!” you are a coward and also my enemy
This was too good to leave in the tags because it's real and true