boag:

kaban-bang:

eruhamster:

etchif:

etchif:

ALT

You know that post that was going around like a year ago. That said something like ‘hey you don’t need to wear any makeup’ and people kept commenting shit like 'yeah just a little eyeliner is enough’. This is how this post feels to me

weirdoughnut:

egberts:

this is one of the songs I’ve been sleeping on for awhile but every time I listen to it again I’m like okay it’s kinda a banger tho. I need to re-record some parts but I’ve had laryngitis for weeks because I haven’t been giving myself enough time to rest 👉👈 anyway I’ve been considering sharing a snippet of this one for a while so here take it before I get scared again

“i dont go to therapy and everything is scaring me can i see hands up in solidarity”

Originally posted by epsileo

depsidase:

wizardarchetypes:

i so deeply understand the reasoning of every comment

spiribia:

i’m not going to lie. i would do this all the time

mellohirust:

mellohirust:

[guy with the Cant Focus Disorder] why the fuck can’t I focus

i just need to focus

striders:

me staring at my calculator app for 45 seconds before i remember i was trying to open my clock app to set an alarm

solomonsgarden-deactivated20240:

Strawberry postage stamps from St. Pierre and Miquelon, Brazil and Sweden 🍓

leprecon98:

moveslikekeithrichards:

[ID: a rough doodle of a grimacing person, labelled “me,” opening a bottle of sparkling cider, labelled “cider that apparently got shookened.” the bottle shoots a blast of cider, labelled “Beam Attack,” at a cat, labelled “gertrude.”]

cleverreports:

ALT

We report: everything is constantly moving today, spinning and rolling and slipping. We get a sense of the situation at some point, but then we too must move, and nothing looks the same when we pay attention once more. We think things will settle only when the night comes.

gobstoppr:

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wire-smith:

funny-tik-toks:

This is all one take?? And they have MULTIPLE people as Robin Hood so that they can “cut” between them by spinning the camera??? Wow. That’s so complicated but super clever

lenaplush:

Ordinary fauna of cars world

princerevelucide:

the BEST new pokémon in gen 9 btw are these two sanrio reject ass mice that count as one pokemon together

but they they silently evolve from level 25+ into the exact same two mice but now they have 1 or 2 kids with them. literally you open your party to discover that these two mice FUCKED in their pokeball and have now sprung their kid(s) on you