Reblog if, no matter the size of the role, you would agree to work with the Muppets if offered the chance to do so, no questions asked

Originally posted by adventurelandia

THEY WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO FINISH THE PITCH BEFORE I TELL EM I’M IN

Recruiter: Hello, I'm with the Muppets and...

Me: Where do I sign?

THE WHEEL OF TIME

season 3 - scenario appreciation

space heater

“[President Obama] also said this, per a transcript from his office: Imagine if I had pulled Fox News’ credentials from the White House press corps…Imagine if I had said to law firms that were representing parties that were upset with policies my administration had initiated, that you will not be allowed into government buildings. We will punish you economically for dissenting from the Affordable Care Act or the Iran deal. We will ferret out students who protest against my policies. It’s unimaginable that the same parties that are silent now would have tolerated behavior like that from me, or a whole bunch of my predecessors. “People tend to think, eh, democracy, rule of law, an independent judiciary, freedom of the press—that’s all abstract stuff, because it’s not affecting the price of eggs,” Obama said. “Well, you know what? It’s about to affect the price of eggs.””

— Obama’s Blistering New Takedown of Trump Gives Dems a Way Forward

(This post is brought to you by the fact that tumblr are, hilariously, claiming that 50% of current users are gen z, and i wanna see how accurate claim that is.)

You were afraid so you wanted armor. Uncontrolled thoughts are troublesome in the Dream World. Control them.

We argue that first contact day was an unmitigated fuckfest, but if you take a closer look at the screenshots, you'll see that Zefram was actually wearing fingerless gloves.

Wait, post cancelled, that's basically lingerie.

Gloves being Vulcan lingerie is a concept that unsettles me in a way that I can't quite articulate.

(snerk)

Ok this might be a bit of a weird question but I keep arguing with my mom and sis about this so I need y'all to answer this

[For context my mom and sis keep telling me I shower for too long but my showers are usually 45 minutes to an hour]

(edit: *your showers not you showers)