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 | This user is male. |
 | This user is an Aries. |
| BS | This user has a Bachelor of Science degree in Biotechnology. |
 | This user enjoys heavy reading, such as Shakespeare and other dead guys. |
 | This user loves reptiles. |  |
 | This user is a vault dweller |  |
 | This user is interested in ancient civilizations. |
 | This user is interested in Ancient Egypt. |
 | This user is interested in the Middle Ages |
 | This user is a bibliophile. |
 | This user enjoys reading Fantasy. |
 | This user reads science fiction. |
 | This user enjoys the works of J. R. R. Tolkien. |
 | This user enjoys the works of Robert E. Howard |
 | This user is interested in the Great Old One. |
 | This user enjoys the works of George Orwell. |
| KV | This user enjoys the works of Kurt Vonnegut. |
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This user is a fan of the Iliad. |
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Quoth this user, "Nevermore." |
 | This user thinks the book A Clockwork Orange is horrorshow. |
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This user believes Baldur's Gate II is the greatest game of all time. |
| Monkey Island | This user fights like a cow. |
| D'NI | This user plays the Myst series. |
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This user plays the Ultima series of computer games. |
| APBR | This user plays Deus Ex. |
| 7+1 | This user enjoys the Discworld series. |
 | This user is a fan of Dune. |
| 42 | This user firmly believes that 42 is the meaning of life |
| This user reads the galaxy's greatest comic! |
 | This user wishes that they were at Marlinspike Hall for a change, blistering barnacles! |
 | This user is a fan of the Batman |
 | This user watches the Watchmen. |
| 4th | This user is the fourth man. |
| 💀 | This user is a certified Punisher fan! |
| OOTS | The user reads The Order of the Stick |
 | This user enjoys computer and video game music outside gaming. |
| PT | This user knows that to defeat the Cyberdemon, they must shoot at it until it dies. |
 | This user prefers to play games on a PC. |
 | This user works with Anomalous Materials |
| Lynch | This user is a fan of David Lynch's films. |
 | This user enjoys the films of Andrei Tarkovsky. |
 | This user loves films by Stanley Kubrick. |
 | This user likes Horror Movies. |
 | This user knows that Terry Gilliam is enfant terrible, le grand auteur, and python magnifique. † |
 | This user just loves a good western. |
 | Good evening! This user loves films by Alfred Hitchcock. |
| Coming Soon! | This user can't wait for the movie The Hobbit. |
 | This user is an American Psycho. |
| This user knows that We are all in this together. |
 | Viddy well, me brothers, this user gets a malenky bit sick when he/she hears the glorious, glorious 9th by lovely, lovely Ludwig Van. |
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This user wants to make you an offer you can't refuse. |
| The Road Warrior | Two days ago this user saw a vehicle that could haul that tanker. You want to get out of here? You talk to me. |
| John G. | This user remembers Sammy Jankis. |
 | There are many hours till dawn, and this user has all day to sleep |
 | This victory belongs to the farmers, not to this user. |
| W | This user did nawt hit her. It's nawt true. It's bullshit. I did nawt hit her. I did naaaawt. Oh hai, Mark. |
| W | This user can dig it. |
| BTLC | This user knows that it's all in the reflexes. |
| The Ugly | When this user has to shoot, he shoots. Doesn't talk. |
| 007 | This user likes martinis shaken, not stirred. |
 | This user is an Indiana Jones fan. |
 | This user is serious. And don't call them "Shirley". |
| FARGO | This user wants some fuckin' pancakes! |
| This user's got Movie Sign! |
 | This user abides. |  |
 | This user is very excite!. |
 | This user thinks that you are a twit! |
| There are those who call this user... Tim. |  |
 | This user's gonna need a bigger boat. |
 | This user has got red on him. |
| Z | This user is a zombie and enjoys watching zombie films. |
 | This user had a flux capacitor seized by the FBI. |
| Blade Runner | This user thinks Blade Runner is one of the best science fiction films ever made. |
| Predator | This user is one ugly motherf***er. |
| x′ | This user hasn't eaten since later this afternoon. |
| Soylent Green is People! | 
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| STAR WARS | This user is a Star Wars fan. |
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This user needs your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle. |
| TDK | This user wants to know, "Why so serious?" |
 | This user has a television set. |
| H? | This user wishes the History Channel still showed actual history programming. |
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This user likes the BBC. |
 | Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama! |
 | This user enjoys propane & propane accessories. |
| CBG | This is, without a doubt, the worst userbox ever! |
 | This user demands you respect my authoritah! |
| Chef | This user misses Chef! |
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This user loves
Only Fools and Horses. |
 | This user has a cunning plan, my lord. |
| Frasier | Hello caller, this user is a fan of Frasier. I'm listening... |
| FLOWERY TWATS | This user has stayed at Fawlty Towers. |
| MWC | A fat woman came into this user's shoe store today. |
| SEIN | Yada, Yada, Yada, this user is a fan of Seinfeld. |
| FL | This user only likes A Bit of Fry & Laurie. |
| This user is involved in a war on everything. |
| C | This user watches The Colbert Report. |  |
| QI | This user is Quite Interesting. |
| WLIIA | This user watches Whose Line Is It Anyway? |
 | Welcome to F*cking Deadwood! |
| B:TAS | This user is a fan of Batman: The Animated Series. |
| J! | This user phrases responses in the form of a question. |
 | This user is not a number; he is a free man. |
| STAR TREK | Bloodredchaos is a fan of Star Trek: The Next Generation. | TNG |
| TZ | This user was once trapped in The Twilight Zone. |
| news | The only reality show this user watches is the news. |
| NC | This user remembers it so you don't have to. |
| S | This user is a fan of Slayer. |
 | This user is a Black Sabbath fan. |
| BÖC | This user says: "Don't fear the reaper!" |
| MA | This user is a fan of Morbid Angel. |
| MöH | This user is a fan of Motörhead. |
 | This user reads DC Comics. |
 | This user plays soccer. |
| X | This user is strictly apolitical. |
| P:T | This user knows what can change the nature of a man. |