I'll get around to this.
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 | This user loves God more than anyone and anything! |  |
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This user believes GOD saves everyone - including YOU! |
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This user is an Episcopalian. |
 | This user wants to become a true Christian. |
 | This user believes that the universe began with a big bang when God said, Let there be light. |
 | This user prays. |
| Rel-3 | This user is at an advanced level in Religious and/or Spiritual understanding. They have a good fundamental understanding of the field, so watch out! |
| This user is greater than the sum of their userboxes. |
 | This user prefers using userboxes to fill up their user page instead of actually writing something useful. |
| en | This user is a native speaker of English. |
| US | This user uses American English. |
| ... | This user would like to know all existing languages. |
| . The | This user does not put two spaces after a full stop. |
| … | This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately... |
| Y'all | This here user talks Southern, y'all. |
| en-CA -2 | This user has an intermediate understanding of Canadian English. |
| en-us -ap-N | Thisere user larnt Appalachian English fum ther own kin. |
| SoE | This user is a speaker of Southern American English. |
| LE-0 | This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalisation. |
| gb-0 | This user cannot tolerate any form of Gibberish language, and is therefore easily emotionally traumatized by The Sims. |
| @#$!-2 | This user tries not to use profanity, swearing, cussing, cursing, and expletives, but has infrequent outbursts when angry. |
| ubx-5 | This user uses entirely too many userboxes. |
 | This user can write Cascading Style Sheets. |
 | This user still remembers these. |
 | This user wants to contribute using Blender for 3D modeling and animation but still needs to learn how to make anything with it. |
 | This user BOINCs. |
 | This user uses Windows but just because most games are not released for Linux. |
 | This user puts OSes inside OSes with VirtualBox. |
| 7 | This user uses a virtual machine to boot into Windows 7 without restarting their computer. |
 | This user contributes using Google Chrome. |
 | This user really likes old computers. |
 | This user supports 2600 and the hacking community. |
| Fios | This user connects to the Internet via Verizon Fios. |
| IP | This user's IP is 127.0.0.1. |
| arg-3 | This user is an advanced air guitarist. |
| GHB-1 | This user is a novice bagpipe player. |
| kzo-2 | This user is an intermediate kazoo player. |
| rec-2 | This user is an intermediate recorder player. |
| org-4 | This user is a professional organist. |
| hsc-3 | This user is an advanced harpsichordist. |
| fpno-3 | This user is an advanced fortepianist |
| IQ | This user's Intelligence Quotient is about 130. |
| OCD | This user lives with obsessive–compulsive disorder. |
| PAR | This user suffers from paranoia. |
| CB | This user is color blind. |
 | This user is right-handed. |
 | Secondhand smoke is one of this user's pet peeves. |
| ? | This user doesn't see how it is relevant to their editing to disclose their age. |
 | This user is old enough to remember what a typewriter is, and that's all you need to know. |
 | This user is male. |
 | This user is of English ancestry. |
 | This user has left the planet Earth 0 times. |
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The bearer of this is a Wikipedian who shall be permitted to freely edit Wikipedia.
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 | Today is 13 December 2024 |
 | This user sleeps, but not for predictable amounts of time. |
 | This user begrudgingly observes Daylight Saving Time. |
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This user is an omnivore. |
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This user supports the ban on smoking in public places. |
 | This user is drug-free. |
 | This user is interested in firearms and is generally knowledgeable about them. |
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I would say I'm a cynic but I bet you just wouldn't believe me. |
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This user is a pessimist. |
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This user believes that the death penalty should never be used.* |
| GOP | This user supports the United States Republican Party |
 | In Memoriam: 9/11 Lest we forget… |
 | This user believes American products should be made in the USA. |
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This user loves using Google Earth. |
WORNEENG! TIs USr dOs NOt  | kNow Hw tO maeKe A yusEr bOks! (NOr tyPe.) |
 | This user can get online. Did you know that? |
| jklozvrfajbk vsalvnkanvls;a | This user likes banging on the keyboard. |
 | This user has no idea who Mr Ducky is, but wanted to join in the fun. |
| ... | This user may get around to being a professional procrastinator. Someday. Maybe. |
| blah blah blah | This user is full of a bunch of long, rambling stories. There's a funny story about that... |
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Love Farmers, They Feed You. |
 | This user's entire personality can be summed up in a few userboxes. |
 | Yes, this user can has a Cheezburger. |
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 | Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean? |
| UBX | This user hopes you read each and every one of their userboxes! or else... |
| END | This user has no more userboxes. |