Wikipedia:Predictions
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This page is your place to make your own predictions about what is going to happen on Wikipedia in a certain year. Simply make a new section (use a level 4 heading!) and use bullet points to mark your predictions. Make sure to also use a level 3 heading to signify what year you are predicting for. Thank you, and happy predicting!
JJPMaster's predictions
edit2021
edit- Oshwah will run for bureaucratship and only receive one oppose, that is made five minutes before the RfB is closed.
- A third Great April Fools' Day Edit War will take place, but they will be edit warring over the placement of the "do not edit war on this page" banner on WP:APRIL2021.
- This very page will be MfD'd and deleted before being taken to DRV with the result of "allow recreation".
KingOfAllThings's predictions
edit2021
edit- Oshwah will become the most well known person on the Wiki.
Cortex128's predictions
edit2021
edit- There will eventually be a section without a single Oshwah-related factoid.
Rdp060707's predictions
edit2021
edit- The total edits using SWViewer will reach 200,000.
- Oshwah's contributions will reach 500,000.
- Materialscientist's contributions will reach 2 million.
Mod creator's predictions
edit2036
edit- Mod creator will be successfully animating an inanimate reality show series, which is supposed to be the best inanimate web series ever on YouTube.
- Mod creator will have approximately 1,000,000 edits to Wikipedia.
- Mod creator will become a Wiki-Admin and a host at the Teahouse