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Line 317: :'''Lisa''': Hey, Springfield! Are you suffering from the heartbreak of...Monster-itis? Then take a tip from Mr. Paul Anka! :'''Paul Anka''': ''[singing]'' To stop these monsters 1-2-3, Here's a fresh new way that's trouble free, It's got Paul Anka's guarantee... :'''Lisa''': ''[~~talking~~singing]'' Guarantee void in Tennessee. :'''Paul Anka and Lisa''': ''[singing]'' Just don't look! Just don't look! Just don't look! Just don't look! Just don’t look! Just don’t look! <hr width="50%"/> Line 443: :'''Hibbert''': No. :'''Lisa''': No. :'''~~Cheif~~Chief Wiggum''': No. :'''Marge''': No. :'''Bart''': No. :'''Patty''': No. :'''~~Cheif~~Chief Wiggum''': No. :'''Ned''': No. :'''Selma''': No. :'''Frink''': No. :'''Lovejoy''': No. :'''~~Cheif~~Chief Wiggum''': Yes. I no. I mean, no. No. <hr width="50%"/> Line 653: ==''[[w:Marge Be Not Proud\|Marge Be Not Proud]]''== :'''Bart''': Buy me Bonestorm or Go to Hell! :'''Marge''': ''[angry over his profanity]'' BART! :'''Homer''': Young man, in this house we use a little word called ~~Please~~"please". <hr width="50%"/> Line 728: :'''Homer''': Ehh, what are you going to do? :''[Marge looks over Homer's notepad, which reveals a drawing of a robot cooking a hot dog over a flaming trash can. Still, she is depressed over the whole shoplifting episode.]'' :'''Marge''': ''[pause]'' Mmm. He's not my little baby anymore. Maybe I mother him too much. <hr width="50%"/> Line 1,048: :'''Miss Piggy''': Quiet, frog! :'''Bart''': What's a Muppet? :'''Homer''': {''[chuckling}]'' Well it's not quite a mop, and it's not quite a puppet, but...to tell the truth, I don't know. :'''Troy McClure''': {''[as black knight}]'' Oh princess fair, wilst thou grant thee thine dainty hoof in marriage? :'''Bart''': Hey, who is that leathery ~~muppet~~Muppet? :'''Marge''': He is not a Muppet. That is Troy McClure. Back in the 1970s he was quite the teen heartthrob. :'''~~[[w:~~Homer ~~Simpson\|Homer]]~~''': Troy McClure? That guy's a freak! :'''~~[[w:~~Marge ~~Simpson\|Marge]]~~''': What are you talking about? :'''Homer''': You know, his bizarre personal life. Those weird things they say he does down at the aquarium. Why, I heard~~...~~-- :'''Marge''': Oh, Homer, that's just an urban legend. People don't do that kind of thing with fish! <hr width="50%"/> :'''[[w:List of recurring characters in The Simpsons#Legs and Louie\|Louie]]''': Troy McClure!?! You said he was dead! :'''[[w:Fat Tony\|Fat Tony]]''': No, what I said is that he sleeps with the fishes! You see~~...~~-- :'''Louie''': Uh, Tony, please, no. I just ate a whole plate of dingamagoo. <hr width="50%"/> :'''MacArthur Parker''': Troy, Mac Parker! Ever hear of... ''[[w:Planet of the Apes (1968 film)\|Planet of the Apes]]''? :'''Troy''': Uh, the movie or the planet? :'''Parker''': The brand new multimillion dollar musical. And ''you'' are starring... as the human. :'''Troy''': It's the part I was born to play, baby! <hr width="50%"/> Line 1,126 ⟶ 1,132: <hr width="50%"/> [[File:Steamed cheeseburger.jpg\|thumb\|Oh no, I said steamed ''hams''. That's what I call hamburgers.]] [[File:Aurora borealis over Eielson Air Force Base, Alaska.jpg\|thumb\|Aurora Borealis!? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, ''localized'' '''''entirely''''' ''within your kitchen!?'']] :'''Chalmers''': Well, Seymour I made it-- despite your directions. :'''Skinner''': Ah, Superintendent Chalmers, welcome! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon! Line 1,194 ⟶ 1,202: <hr width="50%"/> ''(After the Brazilian assassin bursts in and opens fire on the retirement home common area)'' :'''Jasper''': Was that me or was that you? Line 1,216 ⟶ 1,225: :''[Bart is impressed with Grampa's past heroism.]'' :'''Bart''': Grampa, do you think I could have been in the Flying Hellfish? :'''Grampa''': You're a give-em'em-hell daredevil with a never-say-die attitude and a fourth-grade education. You could've made ''sergeant''! <hr width="50%"/> Line 1,252 ⟶ 1,261: :'''[[w:Abraham Simpson\|Grampa]]''': What the hell are you two doin'?! :'''Barney''': It's called "rocking out"! :'''Homer''': You wouldn't understand, Dad. You're ~~just~~ not ''with'' it. :'''Grampa''': I used to be "with it". But then they changed what ''it'' was! Now what I'm ''with'' isn't ''it'', and what's ''it'' seems weird and scary to me. ''[points sinisterly at Homer]'' ''It'll happen to ''you!''! :''[Homer shrugs off Abraham, looks at his reflection in the mirror happily]'' :'''Homer''': No way, man! We're gonna keep on rockin' forever! Forever! Forever! :''[fades to his dejected self in the mirror at present day]'' :'''Homer''': ''[dejected]'' Forever... forever... forever... <hr width="50%"/> :'''Homer''': I went to the record store today and they were playing all this music I never heard of. It was like the store had gone crazy! :'''[[w:Marge Simpson\|Marge]]''': Hmm. Record stores have always seemed crazy to me, but it doesn't upset me. Music is none of my business. :'''Homer''': That's fine for you, Marge, but [[w:Rock and Roll All Nite\|I used to rock and roll all night and party ev-er-y day]]. Then it was every other day. Now I'm lucky if I can find half an hour a week in which to get funky. <hr width="50%"/>