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* I find almost anything funny. This isn't necessarily a good thing apparently.
* I find almost anything funny. This isn't necessarily a good thing apparently.
* Many years ago I stepped backwards over the edge of a cliff in [[Corsica]] while mapping an [[ophiolite]] complex. I sustained almost no injuries but I still have a very small piece of the cliff in my hand. Moral = wear a [[hard hat]].
* Many years ago I stepped backwards over the edge of a cliff in [[Corsica]] while mapping an [[ophiolite]] complex. I sustained almost no injuries but I still have a very small piece of the cliff in my hand. Moral = wear a [[hard hat]].
* Due to peer group pressure from a bunch of crusty old [[communist]], geriatric musicians and their fans I have given a rare and outstandingly bad live vocal performance of [[Jingle Bells]] in a park in [[Guangzhou]]....in the summer. Yes, the crowd loved it. Moral = go to [[China]].
* Due to peer group pressure from a bunch of crusty old [[communist]], geriatric musicians and their fans I have given a rare and outstandingly bad live vocal performance of [[Jingle Bells]] in a park in [[Guangzhou]]....in the summer. Yes, the crowd loved it. Moral = go to [[People's Republic of China|China]].
* Generally speaking I don't like [[cat]]s on account of them being [[psychopath]]ic [[predator]]s who wreak havoc. Despite that, I adopted a local street cat. It vanished a couple of days after both the cat and I saw a 2m [[python]] in the garden which we both lost track of. Yes, it is surprisingly easy to lose track of a large-ish snake so be warned. I assume the snake ate the cat. Such is life.
* Generally speaking I don't like [[cat]]s on account of them being [[psychopath]]ic [[predator]]s who wreak havoc. Despite that, I adopted a local street cat. It vanished a couple of days after both the cat and I saw a 2m [[python]] in the garden which we both lost track of. Yes, it is surprisingly easy to lose track of a large-ish snake so be warned. I assume the snake ate the cat. Such is life.
* I'm not a big fan of [[macaque]]s.
* I'm not a big fan of [[macaque]]s.

Revision as of 04:34, 12 April 2011

This is what articles shouldn't look like.
  • Editing approach: Don't ignore some rules or not, it depends.
  • Guiding principal: "People are getting less smart every day, everywhere. It's a real world movement" - New Pictorial Language Makes Marks - Good for Showing Stuff, Leaving out Big Words

Hello, my name is Sean which sounds like shaun. A Hargeisan man once told me that my name meant pubic hair. Although normally a reliable source I'm yet to confirm his assertion.

That's pretty much everything you need to know about me but despite that here's some random soundbites.

  • I've lived, worked and travelled around in quite of lot of different places. This has inevitably made me extremely cynical which is a bonus.
  • I first met my wife in Barcelona in an amazingly random way.
  • I find almost anything funny. This isn't necessarily a good thing apparently.
  • Many years ago I stepped backwards over the edge of a cliff in Corsica while mapping an ophiolite complex. I sustained almost no injuries but I still have a very small piece of the cliff in my hand. Moral = wear a hard hat.
  • Due to peer group pressure from a bunch of crusty old communist, geriatric musicians and their fans I have given a rare and outstandingly bad live vocal performance of Jingle Bells in a park in Guangzhou....in the summer. Yes, the crowd loved it. Moral = go to China.
  • Generally speaking I don't like cats on account of them being psychopathic predators who wreak havoc. Despite that, I adopted a local street cat. It vanished a couple of days after both the cat and I saw a 2m python in the garden which we both lost track of. Yes, it is surprisingly easy to lose track of a large-ish snake so be warned. I assume the snake ate the cat. Such is life.
  • I'm not a big fan of macaques.
  • As I've got older I've realised that I actually know very little about anything and what I thought I knew often turns out to be wrong but I tend to not let that stand in my way of contributing to Wikipedia.
Favourite talk page etc comments


  • @Talk:God - When I searched for "God" in your encyclopedia, it returned a page that dealt with a number of deities worshiped by different people. These should be placed in a separate article called "Idols". The page titled "God" should be dedicated to the one true God. Please revise this immediately.

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

There is serious vandalism in the biography of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. All the section in his articles are created to criticise him. Please compare this article to: Barack Obama :If you think Mr. Ahmadinejad is a good person. Vladimir Putin :If you think Mr. Ahmadinejad is a moderate person. George W. Bush :If you think Mr. Ahmadinejad is a bad person.

The article is disrespect to the President of Iran. So by the rules of Geneva Convention and UN and other global rules the article must be properly change to the the instruction given below otherwise serious legal action will be taken.

PLEASE DO NOT DELETE THIS SECTION UNTIL THE DISPUTE HAS BEEN SOLVED.

EITHER STOP DISRESPECTING THE PRESIDENT OF IRAN OR BY LAW SERIOUS ACTION WILL BE TAKEN BY THE STATE ATTORNEYS OF IRANS AGAINST WIKIPEDIA BY THE LAW OF GENEVA CONVENTION AND IT'S NEUTRALITY.

THIS SECTION IF NEEDED WILL BE TAKEN TO THE COURT AS A LEGAL NOTICE TO WIKIPEDIA.

  • @ANI Constant harassment from a cabal of anti-Chiropractic POV editors who attack everything chiropractic.
  • @Talk:Evolution - Why isn't there a section on Criticism of Evolution ? because Wikipedia is controlled by Nazis, evolution is as cult, just like Scientology, no proof, just theories. you cannot deny what happened in the past, but you can deceive yourself and others. Jesus is coming
  • all from one person
    • A dog is a dog is a dog is a dog. evolution is like saying "my dog had kittens" and you expecting no one to say, "wait,what??"
    • Classic edit summary => 'Volcanology ‎ (the earth is only 6013 years old)'
    • It states that after the bang some gases swirled together and made the sun and the leftover stuff formed rings and planets. Earth was covered with water (called primordial soup) which got struck by lightning and formed an amoeba (where did the lightning come from??? the non-existent protons and electrons???).
    • These are the end times, maybe I'm an extremist, but that's what it says. It said that 2000 years ago, long before Darwin went to the Galapagos and twisted the amazing showcase of God's creation into lies and misuse of his imagination.
    • The Bible is scientific, just read it.
  • @Administrators' noticeboard/Geopolitical ethnic and religious conflicts - Let me put one thing clear, a group of three "Palestinian freedom fighters" is not consensus.
  • @ANI This is an orchestrated witch-hunt by the pro wrestling Wiki-cabal... To put it bluntly, I am being harassed by a Wikipedia version of a lynch mob.
  • A example of top quality sarcasm used in the line of duty. Following a completely lame complaint @ANI about incivility which included the person concerned about incivility (who had demanded an apology from their opponent) saying "That's two insults in one day. Holy Christ! What's it going to take to block this guy?" an admin responded
"Blasphemy? I think you should be blocked for that, or at least given a Stern Warning by an admin. I demand you apologize to the Son of God."
  • Marvelous heading @ANI "Incivility in dispute over Sociological and cultural aspects of Tourette syndrome"
  • @Talk:Falun Gong - "You know an article is skewed when it actually makes you sympathize with the government of communist china."
  • @ANI about a vandal - "This person has some (near homosexual) infatuation with Noam Chomsky for some reason"
  • @Talk:State atheism "After all, a biologist with a vicious anti-religious agenda is hardly a reliable source on the murderous history of state atheism. A little impartial balance would be nice people."....irony ? apparently not.
  • @Wikipedia talk:WikiProject Military history "Fuck some stupid ass "Correlates of War" bullshit and fuck you. Fuck all of you and kiss my ass."
  • Editor not quite grasping the concept of BLP - "I don't why there were objections to this picture in particular, because IMO she looks like a lesbian in most of the pictures. (See the one on top of the Washington Post article, for example.)"
  • @Science ref desk, spectacular stupidity - "I also believe that concepts like 'sexism', (as well as things like 'racism' and 'antisemitism') are meaningless terms artificially imposed upon society by the proponents of cultural Marxism in order to nullify biological instincts and render society powerless."
  • @Race of Jesus - edit summary. "Quoting from the Bible is no more O.R. than is quoting from the New York Times"
  • @Wikiquette alerts - "A little bit of invective can be useful in the right place, but in the long run, this is an encyclopedia, and not a whorehouse.".....hmmmm.
  • RFC Does discrimination against Arabs constitute ethnic discrimination? "Israeli Arabs share kinship, history, religion and sometimes ideology with the self-declared enemies of Israel round about it, so the proper comparison and context would be to the treatment of such problematic minorities in liberal democracies in wartime." ....apparently not when they're problematic minorities.
  • Message left on someone's talk page, something to do with Mormons, an article the editor being attacked had never edited..."This article in NO way is neutral as it stands now. As it stands now, it is VERY one sided, and DOES contain FALSE information from sources which I don't know how a person can consider as creditable"....continues at length...ends with..."The article doesn't just give the "neutral" facts as you have stated it does, but is EXTREMELY one sided, making, yes, blatant lies about things that never even happened. But I guess that is just my being a research assistant for some time speaking now, huh! Ya, I guess when you have actually READ THE REAL FIRST HAND DOCUMENTS OUT OF A SPECIAL COLLECTIONS LIBRARY THAT IS JUST MEANINGLESS, ISN'T IT....! Your site stinks! I will not donated to Wikipedia in the future."
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