Marriage jokes

Whether you're celebrating your first anniversary or your 50th, married couples will appreciate these hilarious marriage jokes that perfectly describe what spending your life with your best friend is really like.

After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counselingWhen asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years the.. #funny, #joke, #humor

It’s never over, ’til it’s over LOL. After nearly 50 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband begin to massage her in ways he hadn’t in quite some time. 😎😍 It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the...

It's easy to dwell on bitterness after someone wrongs you. But we must be careful not to drown in all that negativity. Instead, we should focus on channeling our energy into growth, which is a much healthier and more fulfilling response to adversity.

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A Husband and Wife are in church listening to a very long and drawn out sermonAfter quite a bit of time, the wife gets tired and dozes off.The husband notices this and goes to poke he.. #funny, #joke, #humor

The first one married a woman from Minneapolis, and said to her:“When I get back from work, I want the house to be clean and tidy.”He didn't see any changes on the first day, but on t.. #funny, #joke, #humor