Jack | mutuals can call me Bunny | queer | adult | they/them | fandom/art side blog | Gerry Keay if you're out there... | art tag is #my art | following from bunbrain
i don’t think anyone ever goes quite hard enough with exactly how bad gerry’s hair must truly look. usually i see him depicted with long grown-out blonde roots but honestly blonde roots with black hair is a popular style.
the fact is that every time gerry’s mentioned in a statement, the witness identifies him by how bad his dye-job is. people walk around every day with fuckass dye jobs. i myself have.
realistically how often do you look at someone in public and find their grown-out roots or fried, over-bleached ends so offensive as to be their most notable feature?
this dye job has to be catastrophic. i’m imagining completely uneven color, where the dye took better in some spots than others. spots fading faster than others into brown patches. ends fried to hell. like from his shoulder to his chin the hair is transparent.
people are experiencing mind-bending, life-and-death situations with a stranger that alter their entire perceptions of reality as they know it, and his shit hair strikes them as an important detail.
i need this man to look awful. which is so sexy, you understand.
ai shit notwithstanding some people seem confused about what my beef is with pinterest when it’ s Such A Good Site for providing extra reach to artists and my beef is thus.
every person who says they recognize me from pinterest says something along the lines of “oh my god, I finally found the person who made all that art I saw on pinterest!” which tells me that it WASN’T CREDITED which means the whole defense above is null.
anyway the signature/watermarking will continue (and probably get more obnoxious) until morale improves.
people are getting high as fuck on new stupid drug called “night drawing” its making them stay iup all the goddamn night drawing. and brother let me tell you. the drawings. not even good
