thesuperheroesnetwork:

wordsofdiana:

The best part about being asexual is knowing that you will never be honeypotted. I often picture myself as a mark in a James Bond movie who has information or something and Daniel Craig saunters up in his sexiest tux to seduce me and I’m just like “No thank you” no matter what he does and then he has an existential crisis and walks away in a daze then sends in Moneypenny cause maybe I just like women and I’m like “hey girl, no thanks” and send her away as well and they just never get the information. I am an immovable plot piece without even knowing it. Sorry James but I defy the tropes of your genre.

Happy International Asexuality Day to everyone except James Bond.

striatoncitytoilet:

(repeated like a mantra while rubbing my temples) i will stay silly and not allow the world to make me bitter and cruel. i will stay silly and not allow the world to make me bitter and cruel. i wi

jackalspine:

ah.. Noru-nim.. good luck!👍

richauntievibes:

bebelynnie:

i love subtitles

I need to read to hear

thegenderdruid:

infectiouspiss:

blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

blowjob? more like job blows! #employed

catboysooyoung:

Solbraun divorce arc #tome

probuccalfat:

let’s do something unethical together, just the two of us. for fun.

golyadkin:

you’ll get the urge as an artist or a writer to say out loud the things you’re worried about “the proportions are off” “kind of out of character” “i’m not good at summaries” “didn’t get as much detail as i wanted” “i made a mistake and here’s how” and that’s the self-conscious part of your brain telling you “it’s bad and if you don’t tell them you know it’s bad then they’ll think you’re stupid” but you’ve got to ignore that little voice and pretend you think it’s good or else that little voice is going to ruin your life

mlmshipbracket:

ROUND ONE: POLL #2

Merlin/Arthur Pendragon vs. Tulio/Miguel

Merthur (BBC’s Merlin)

Migulio (The Road to El Dorado)

ROUND ONE POLLS [HERE]

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my-name-is-moss:

journeymanfool:

athena-cat-wizard-official:

mens-rights-activia:

Chat, is this true?

because we don’t want too many twitter-attitude people here, everyone rebog this with rent lowering gunshot posts please

we say faggot and death and other Mean Words™ here