Well, you see, my brother’s skillset is basically 'strike hard and fast’ and I realized that something that would help him is working with somebody who had a lot of endurance and is super annoying and thus easy to distract targets.
In order to give him the best shot at murdering in one go, I basically made myself able to do close combat shit for a long period of time and also be really fucking hard to hit.
Also hello, I have been building a fucking boat. A large one.
Having a longer tail is a massive fucking pain. I whack it against EVERYTHING. I walk by anything or anyone and I knock them over. I have kneecapped people with it. I have hit children in the face. I’m pretty sure I cracked bones when I hit a tree with it.
I thought having my ears fold the wrong way was bad, but this? This is awful.
It’s like every time I get any amount of excited, happy, or even ready to fight something, there is a big fuckoff stick attached to my ass that swings wildly back and forth with intent to hit every single thing within radius 50000 times within two minutes.
Having a longer tail is a massive fucking pain. I whack it against EVERYTHING. I walk by anything or anyone and I knock them over. I have kneecapped people with it. I have hit children in the face. I’m pretty sure I cracked bones when I hit a tree with it.
I thought having my ears fold the wrong way was bad, but this? This is awful.
