Happy International Asexuality Day
Forced Proximity Dialogue Prompts
Haven't done one of these in a while.
- "Come on, this isn't funny." "I'm not joking. It's locked."
- "Is that the only tent we have?"
- "There's only one bed." "Well, darlin', I'm not sleeping on the floor, so I guess we'll have to share."
- "I'm your bodyguard. It's in the job description to protect you at all times." "Well, could you at least 'protect' me from over there?"
- "You have got to be kidding me. I have to share a room with you."
- "What do you mean there's only one sleeping bag? You had one job."
- "Quit following me!" "I was hired to follow you, princess, better get used to it."
- "What the hell is that noise?" "Uh, yeah, slight problem. We're out of gas."
- "Where are you going? We're in the middle of nowhere!" "Yeah! And whose fault is that?"
- "Look around, love. In case you hadn't noticed we're snowed in. So unless you plan to freeze to death, we'll have to find a way to keep each other warm."
- "I may be stuck with you, but I don't have to like it."
- "Is now a bad time to tell you I'm claustrophobic?"
- "Your heart's racing. Now, I know being pressed up against me is exhilerating and all, but I'm trying to concentrate on picking this lock."
- "What are you? Afraid?"
- "Uh. Slight problem. We're trapped."
- "Well, which way, smartass?" "Uh. We might be lost."
Goodies clip that lives in my head
>"nobody's gonna help you in the real world!!"
>go outside
>love and support in many places as long you have the courage to ask for it
(laughing and reloading my pistol) okay omigod next time dont flinch 🙄
What type of milk do you most frequently drink/use?
Whole milk
2% milk
1% milk
Skim milk
Milk from a different animal, e.g. goat or sheep
Oat milk
Almond milk
Soy milk
Rice milk
Milk from a different plant
Multiple of these about equally, or for different things
I don't drink or use any milks or milk alternatives
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Encouraging a man to start a union with a flirtatious wink. Miles you are wildin without your wife to reel you in huh
@nugulover69 these tags are too good to leave out :3
ALTbut also, who’s to say Miles didn’t get it on with Julian? They are the best of mates, after all~
Maxxed out the bullshit psychometric test for this job application. I’ve already had to write a fucking essay about myself. Jesus christ, why does the hiring process need to be 2 months long. Why is the hiring manage an ex-astrophysicist?? Did they actually read and understand that I need visa sponsorship, or am I going to get through to the end and be told nah???
There was a spelling mistake in the test results. This ain’t hard, fam.
Nostromo bridge design by Ron Cobb - Alien 1979
Dukat thinking the baseball is Sisko’s egg is my absolute favourite weirdly specific running joke in all of Star Trek fandom. This idea will never stop being timelessly hilarious to me.
intimate shower