let's put buttons & zippers in the dryer CLANG CLANG CLANG

this video kills me they literally look like they're reading ancient scrolls

new reaction image

ALT

canceled my prime membership today

Me: AUGH I fucked it up! Shit! Just like I fuck everything up...

My supportive reddit girlfriend: Recency bias ☝️🤓

To reduce my screen time, I have weaponised my overactive and entirely impractical levels of empathy for inanimate objects. Wym you’re picking it up again? While it was sleeping? You complete and utter monster, let it rest!!

And it works. It works like a CHARM. Silly problems require silly solutions!

[ID: a phone tucked in very cozy in a perfectly fitting wooden doll-size canopy bed with floral motifs. it has a little dishtowel as a blanket /End ID]

shrinkflation means theyre 8.5 inch nails now

Don't leave this in the tags! It's so important!

Fortunately the six different poisons cancelled each other out

and when every blog is sensitive content. no one will be