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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
igotstuckinthevoidhelp
oddeyesarcpendulumdragon

based on a true story

real-life-pine-tree

I don’t think Fortnite is to blame for kids nowadays not reading…

askshadetrixieandfamily

That’s the joke. It’s the authoritarian overbearing parent.

ranty9000

He was being sarcastic lol

draconic-duelist

Reminded me of these

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vaporwavevocap

That violin one hit close to home.

kaldicuct

I remember doing homework once, asked my grandmother if she was proud of me. “Do some thing for me to be proud of.” That hurt.

bundibird

That comic up there – I witnessed almost that exact scenario. Teacher wanted the kids to all pick books. One kid spots something on the shelf and gets visibly excited. Pulls it out and starts reading. Teacher sees it, snatches it off him and tells him that this is a book for 8 year olds (the kid was 15ish) and tells him to get a book more appropriate for his age. Kid slouches around the shelves for about 10 minutes, finally picks up a book at random and sits in his chair tucking the edges of each page into the binding to make that looped-page look. He didn’t read a word. He sat there and did this to his book for the remainder of the reading session:

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He had been genuinely excited about the 8 year old book he’d picked up. It was a new one in a series he used to read as a younger kid. He’d been actively sitting and reading, and then he was embarrassed in front of his classmates, told off for reading a kids book, and voila. He lost all enthusiasm for reading anything else that day.

What’s worse? That kid had been hit by a car like a year and a half earlier. Severe brain trauma. Had to re-learn a lot of basic things, like how to speak and how to read.

An 8 year old book would have been perfect for him. Easy enough to read that it would have helped rebuild his confidence in his own reading ability. A book meant for 15/16 years olds? A lot harder to read than a book for 8 year olds. Especially if you’re recovering from a relatively recent brain injury.

And yeah, the teacher knew all about his brain injury, and the recovery. He just seemed go be of the opinion that the kid was 15, so he should be reading books for 15 year olds, irrespective of brain injury.

mighty-meerkat

Reading this thread I’m reminded of Daniel Pennae’s The Rights of the Reader, which can be found in a lot of bookshops and school libraries: 

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The child speaking at the bottom in Quentin Blake’s distinctive spiky handwriting is saying ‘10 rights, 1 warning: Don’t make fun of people who don’t read - or they never will’

mr-ladystardust
hullaballoons

welcome to applebees would you like apples or bees?

meet-foreverjester

“Bees?”

“HE PICKED THE BEES!!” *chefs angrily shake jars of bees*

localcanadiancreature62

I FOUND THE ORIGINAL OH MY GOD

hullaballoons

the tags are cracking me up on this lately bc apparently no one has seen this in its original form and i’m like who even knew it was in an undertale comic i posted this at 2 am while i was a server at applebees and they wouldn’t let me go home

funnyflywheel

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Originally posted by marbletube

achilleanauthor
evilblr

I love being evil and queer. reblog if you love being evil and queer. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

achilleanauthor
luxiomahariel

kicking off the "do non-queer allies belong at pride" discourse with a resounding YES

mspbandj

oooo boy it feels like its time for my Most Controversial Opinion™ which is...

It is absolutely and entirely possible for cisgender, heterosexual, non-Poly, monosexual, completely run of the mill people to be Queer.

How? Because we have GOT to start looking at Queerness as a CULTURE rather than purely an issue of sexual and/or romantic identity. We have got to start bringing our perspectives around to Queerness being a rejection of the status quo, and a rejection of Cisheteronormativity as the expected norm. Queerness is an embracing of diversity, and a creed to Live and Let Live. Love is Love, Sex is Sex, Identity is Identity, that kind of thing.

Imagine Mr and Mrs Smith. They are a middle aged, middle class couple, both cisgender, both heterosexual, they have the most vanilla sex imaginable, dont have any other boyfriends or girlfriends, both just live very average lives. And they both show up to every Pride event and every protest with their signs and slogans. They both sign every petition in support of Queer rights, they both talk to their friends and relatives about Queerphobia, and the importance of allowing the gays to live in peace. They host their lesbian neighbours for dinner parties, and they go to Pride and offer hugs and support to trans kids without supportive parents, they shop at Queer owned businesses and tip generously. They are incredible allies that do real, tangible good for the Queer community. Are you really going to sit there and tell me you wouldnt embrace them as part of that community simply because they only fuck each other?

We need to start opening these gates. We have to start turning the fight from Queers vs Straights to Queers vs Bigotry. We have to really start embracing Queer as a culture and building the community on the foundation of acceptance, support, and respect. What good does it do us, this demanding people disclose their labels and preferences before we let them do good for us? What good does it do to reject someone who loves us as we are simply because they dont fuck the "right kinds" of people (sound familiar..?)? Queer is a Culture, its a perspective. Let the cishets who fight for us, who embrace us, who love us, be loved in return.