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Bruce Wayne Shitposter TheResurrectionist on ao3

@frownyalfred

here to talk about Bruce Wayne/Batfamily/Superbat/Etc with you, no <1 8 please

pray for me I got bitchslapped by the new tumblr android “sensitive content” labels AND I found out today I’m the victim of identity/tax fraud and had to call the IRS….I don’t know who I pissed off today but they need to stop. also how on earth did I not realize I have a thing for being called “sweetheart” until an IRS employee walked me through my fraud reporting 😭😅

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I think I’d actually die to see you tackle hannigram or a hannigram-Esque dynamic of a pre-existing dc ship. That would be so interesting because it’s so fun finding ships that oddly fit into that specific level of toxic gentle horrific obsession if you twist them just right

The worst part is I did try! I wrote a crossover/fusion fic of superbat as Hannigram but in hindsight I think I just wanted an excuse to branch out and write Hannigram lol. One day I will get back to that fic and give it the reckoning it deserves.

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My eyes skipped over your pinned post about what happened to you today (and so sorry about that, I hope you got it fixed or are in the process of it) but all I read was

"Pray for me I got bitchslapped"

I have gotten bitchslapped before and that shit HURT 🤣 but a metaphorical bitchslap from the universe? That hurt way more than an actual hit, damn

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Tumblr cracking down even further on mildly horny text posts is not what I expected in 2025 but honestly I should learn to expect anything at this point.

Also, genuine question: are there any ships you’ve ever been curious about/wanted to explore or write properly but just haven’t gotten the chance or idea so far?

Yeah isn’t it wild?

I want to write Diana/Bruce but I don’t think I could ever pull it off in a way that makes me feel right about it and that bugs me. I’ve always wanted to tackle Hannigram but don’t have the balls. I could have done not half bad Cherik I think, if I ever tried. Oh! And Codywan. I love Codywan so much.

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omg, since we're sharing anon stories, I'm always sending you horrendous horny pennywaynes asks and the world's most wild ships with him and other characters! doing ny part 🫡. you're really one of the best dc fic writers I've ever read ans j adore your stuff.

Thank you so much 💜🥺

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82 is crazy but it also does show a lot how many people like to check your account that also happen to use android and ALSO are concerned about you enough to let you know. Which is kind of sweet actually

It’s very kind! I just feel awful because there’s nothing I can do about it. I already submitted the report and it seems like an ongoing issue for a ton of blogs. For the record I’m a big fan of keeping inappropriate content away from minors but I’m not sure that’s what this is actually doing. It seems like Tumblr is caving to advertising interests to stay afloat and heavily relying on AI to do so.

If posting about knotting on here is what gets me nuked…I suppose that’s very on brand for me at least.

I know there's been a lot of posts about it, but your blog is still fully visible when viewed from a browser instead. It's just the app that's out to get you (and everyone else)

(I definitely logged in on Firefox instead because I couldn't cope with only seeing your most recent post. No res is the deal breaker for the app's shenanigans and tomfoolery)

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Thanks for checking that! I’m glad it isn’t everyone. I’m not quite sure where this leaves my blog, but we’ll see. It sounds like I’m not the only one.

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omg! tax fraud twins! i was on hold with the IRS for three hours today

Oh no! I’m sorry friend. I lucked out because I called to make an in person appointment and I guess the guy there was bored. Hoping you find a solution!

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writing all the shiny things is the goodest bestest idea. anyone who tells you you can't write ALLLL the things is just lying to you.

you are limitless and ALL the preciouses shall be yours!

your wips will be your hoard. and what a shiny hoard they will make

If I didn’t have 12 hour work days this whole week maybe I’d listen to you 🤣 truly the only thing I lack is time and energy. Otherwise I’d already be 15k into the dragon fic.

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Daniel when he walks in and realizes “the pup” isn’t just an adult, but is over six feet tall and huge and snarling and looks as if he could crack bones with his bare hands and also is clearly the most scared pup in the universe right now and suddenly he GETS IT. That’s a pup. That’s a baby. He’s a fully grown omega man but that’s also clearly a baby who has so much learning and growing and time with his parents left to spend. That’s a pup. He understands the protective instinct immediately even though he is then a little shocked when he finds out lex and Jason have only known each other for like six months maximum

🥺🥺🥺 that’s pack!!! Lex crashed out over this pup and Daniel backed him up so here they are. Daniel is the kind of alpha Jason wished he could have been back when he wanted to be an alpha - sharp, strong, always drawing attention and fear/respect when he goes places. But Daniel’s the kind of alpha who doesn’t wear that like a badge of honor because it’s not important. Idk something about Jason realizing that could never be him and accepting it but also drawing comfort from the fact that that isn’t him. He’s like Lex and Lex is here!

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Daniel “eh I’ll probably have pups one day but I’m pretty neutral about it. I’ll try to be a good dad if I am one, but I’m not really gonna try and make it happen”

Daniel after seeing lex Luthor be violently ferociously protective of a pup he hasn’t even met: “pregnant pregnant now we need to have pups I need to be a parent RIGHT NOW”

The fact that Lex let on that the “pup” is actually a grown adult but Daniel is still 500% up in arms right next to Lex is so important to me. Daniel is still gonna have a moment when he runs into Jason and has to connect “pup” to “six foot muscular omega”

In honor of the great anon unmasking, I'm the pitbull Lex anon(as well as a good number of other posts mostly Pennywaynes and Coral Room, but I am also the Prince/Dragon/Knight anon [so glad you liked that one]). And in telling my best friend the story and evolution of that Lex post while I was driving we almost got pulled over and I will never live that down.

Manifesting good vibes for you with dealing with the IRS and Tumblr's messed up new system ✨️✨️

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I still talk about Pitbull Lex ALL the time you have no idea. I showed it to so many people. I’m so proud of that series of asks so thank you 🤣

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Something something Alfred being the first being dragon Bruce made immortal by sheer desperation and he didn’t even realize he was doing it until one day he looks over and thinks- hey? How old is he now? And he realizes he spent the last fourty years preemptively mourning someone who just isn’t going away or aging any further then he currently is at and just. Nobody registered it. He’s not invincible, no, but Bruce’s love and the loyalty of gotham turned Alfred immortal and none of them even REALIZED for so long bc of the nature of their insanely busy lives

Making immortal Alfred through Sheer Will is an essential for any fantasy Gotham AU I feel 🥺

I've never sent an ask before, but you are a VERY cool person!!! And I appreciate all the FANTASTIC fic you've gotten me into, including superbat, which I am now down atrocious for oh my goddd 😭

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Thank you so much! Congrats on the first ask!

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