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“What made you follow your mutual” I don’t know. I don’t remember anything. In my mind we were mutuals at birth. Since the dawn of time. The start of the earth’s spin
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Gender affirming surgery that gives you a tail
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Four Horses, details from a 17th century Persian manuscript.
I do really love this design. You see. It’s got all these horses in it
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what the fuck did I just watch
this is what having psychosis is like
This is what having a manic episode feels like
this is also what happens when you forgot if you took your adderall and take a second one
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Mouse Armor by Jeff De Boer
I love his stated intention behind these projects, ‘Confuse historians’.
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Something I found hilarious the other day was seeing one of those “I bought this before Elon Musk went insane” bumper stickers, except it wasn’t on a Tesla. It was on the most beat up 20+ year old Toyota Corolla I’ve ever seen that was missing three hubcaps and had no less than seven different dents in the rear bumper. yeah I do not doubt that you bought that one before musk went insane
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One more joke hate: You may claim to be a woman but biologically you are a featherless biped and thus a man.
Finally a good argument for why I’m actually a man
if you told diogenes the cynic about being trans he’d be like “lol that’s a sick troll you’re epic” and you’d be like “diogenes no i’m serious” and he’d be like “lol that’s even better lmao those guys are so mad about it” and then he’d start going by new original neopronouns every single day specifically to piss off the whole symposium
I just had an idea for a really dumb comedy sketch where a transphobe starts ranting about what really makes a women a woman, and diogenes returns each time with a different cis woman or outwardly femme intersex person that doesn’t meet the criteria saying “behold, a man!”
“a woman has XX chromosomes”
*Diogenes with an androgen insensitive XY cis woman*: behold, a man!
“Nono, a woman can bear children!”
*Diogenes with someone who has medical complications associated with pregnancy*: “behold, a man!”
“nono, a woman produces the large gamete”
*Diogenes with a postmenopausal cis woman* “behold, a man!”
Trans Rights With Diogenes! coming to PBS
Some idiot: only women can produce eggs!
*Diogenes holds up a chicken* Behold! A woman!
Anonymous left a question.
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obsessed with the way my robotics team lead talks
she’s reinventing hieroglyphics
She’s the only person who truly understands how emojis were meant to be used.
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that anon calling Soos “nonbinary with left bro” is still stuck in my mind
