pjharvey:

pjharvey:

chris martin accidentally exposing a CEO for cheating with his employee via a kiss cam at a coldplay concert is the funniest thing i’ve heard in a while

“oh shit. i hope we didn’t do something bad” is sending me

daryldixonn:

some of you have never had your notp be the most popular ship in the fandom and it shows

a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay:

your dnd characters name is your name now, are you accepting the situation?

yes

no

results

feaftlikeabeaft:

I wish depression were an emergency. I wish someone could take one look at how sick I am and go “oh my god, we need to get you to a hospital!” and then when we get there I get rushed into surgery and the surgeons say “it’s a good thing you brought her here when you did, this is a seriously advanced case” and then they put me under and spend the next ten hours pulling metres of long, sticky black strands of gunk out of my body, throwing it immediately into an incinerator so that it can’t infect anyone else. And then they could stitch me back up and I could rest a few days, and when I leave the hospital everyone can see how much better I am and they congratulate me saying “well done, you’ve been so brave, I’m so glad you’re ok. I love you.”

homunculus-argument:

hurricaneforcefan:

vogelpsittacines:

Illustration by Sophie Lucido Johnson

I want to apologize to @homunculus-argument for assuming their claim that pigeons can identify cancer was a shitpost.

As I stated earlier:

(original photo source)

p4nsy:

Lesbians that are really into horror movies are the only people whose opinions on media I will always respect

jaden-mangrum:

I DID AN ANIMATION. OF @cerealmonster15 ‘s OCs BECUASE I AM VERY LEVEL HEADED AND NOT TOTALLY OBSESSED WITH THEM.

A few months ago, I was re-reading through Yale and Orion’s bios on here (as one does). And I realized they hadn’t really met much in the main timeline. Which I guess I must have known at some point, because I always dress them up in modern clothing, but it hadn’t really sunk in. Anyways, that couldn’t be. So I started sketching a bunch of outfits for Orion as if he was a fancy dandy, and this idea started to form in my head. What if Orion disguised himself as a normal human, who wanted to charter safe passage using Yale’s ship.

Why?

I don’t know! (Maybe my favorite little demon just wants to eat everyone on the ship. I would support him.)

Regardless, he’s playing nice for a while, and him and Yale start to bond. But Yale has some brains in there and he figures it out! And he calls Orion on it. Full on twilight moment where he tells Orion that he knows what he is. And this is how Orion responds. A simple, “Oh, is that so?” While revealing everything. I’m going insane they make me crazy.

toastyglow:

“it’s inscrutable” maybe to you it is. I scrute it all the time

aughtpunk:

the-one-who-lambs:

They should invent a being a writer that doesn’t come with being isolated and diminishing returns on what you are given back compared to how much you give

So there’s this story I love about Paul Williams, right? Famous musician who has done a ton of super popular work over a very long career. Well one thing he really poured his heart and soul into was the movie Phantom of the Paradise which fucking BOMBED. Like, mere words cannot describe how bad this reimagining of Phantom of the Opera But At A Disco went. It absolutely crushed Paul Williams. Broke his heart. His biggest failure.

Except during a tour of his he met who described as a young, nerdy Mexican kid who brought him a copy of the Phantom of the Paradise for him to sign. The kid wouldn’t stop talking about how much he loved the soundtrack, and how much it inspired him. This kid was literally one of the few people in the world that loved the movie

It wasn’t until Paul Williams ran into the kid all grown up did he realize it was Guillermo del Toro.

And it happened again, too! He also met a pair of young French men who wouldn’t stop raving about how much they loved Phantom of the Paradise and how much it inspired them and their own band, Daft Punk. The three of them ended up doing an album together. An album that I would listen to on repeat while writing the early drafts of my book.

I guess what I’m trying to say is that sometimes the creative process seems cruel, unforgiving, and thankless. You can pour your heart and soul into something only to make zero waves. But even a so-called-failure can inspire and lift up someone that needs it. So you gotta keep creating, if only to be the next link in the chain of creativity and art.

Also I don’t know about you but I haven’t seriously written in months and I honestly feel like I’m going to explode from too many words so like, you also gotta keep relating or else you might explode.

dazeylily:

noticing that for mono relationships you hear stuff like “they weren’t right for each other” or “it just didn’t work out” but for poly relationships it’s always “this is why I could never do polyamory”