if you want me to consume a new media you MUST catch me at the exact moment when the stars are aligned and the air pressure is equal to the current degree of the sun’s peak against the horizon and all the cosmic energies are perfectly unified (aka my old interest is fading out) or i will nod and say “im adding that to my list!” Knowing theres no chance i will check it out
“unless its a book!” “unless you tell me it has gay people in it!” “this but only for live action shows” “theres a good chance i’ll get to it eventually” no wrong this post is not for you this post is ONLY for bitches who could have a treasured friend recommend them something that sounds grown in a lab to be your personal catnip and, with no choice in the matter, immediately know it will never be the right time to watch/read/listen to it
“i used to live there” is such a sad phrase. seeing places u used to live in is an odd thing. It’s like ‘i know where the best hiding place is in there. my bedroom was the one directly to the left as you walk in. i took my first steps on that flooring. i used to play in that yard with my grandma. she died two years ago. that was the only place i ever knew. those walls contain all of my childhood memories. i can no longer go there, but i know every corner like the back of my hand.’
Edit: Any time I make a poll like this that purposefully excludes Gale, Astarion, and Halsin, it is not just because I’m being petty; it is also to test the Bg3 fandom best I can. How does it feel to notice your fave isn’t in an ensemble post? How does it feel when your fave isn’t included despite being a main character? Why do you think your fave is a default who must always be acknowledged? How come you instantly notice when the white males aren’t included, but it would take someone else pointing it out for you to realise Wyll isn’t in a fanart or someone forgot to mention Lae'zel in a post about the characters’ developments? Why are you angry with me for excluding the white males? Would you feel just as angry if I had excluded Wyll? Would you have noticed at all? I want people to think a lot about this kind of stuff - especially when they are so obsessed with white men they don’t even bother paying attention to the others. I’m forcing you to pay attention.
And to the people who reblog this w tags like “I’m mad gale/Astarion/halsin isn’t included” cool. Give me that same anger when yet another fanartist forgets Wyll.
