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Driving around my town trying to find one single burger just one burger or a hot dog but Unfortunately everythings just rubble and twisted scaffolding upstretched and rotting and theres shit on fire and a big black ass sky

Guess i cant do shit anymore Cause the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides... And yep, you guessed it: a dark wind blows.

can't get over the "I don't believe in gender it's just a fetish to me" post. I think it's really interesting in the bedroom, you might have to be careful to keep it from getting misogynist but it can be a lot of fun. outside of that though i'd compare it to a whip. way less interesting outside of sex, for instance if you're just looking at it, and god forbid if you're using it non-consensually it's probably both unethical and reveals a more harmfully sadistic version of its wholesome, consensual equivalent. and I do believe this

CW// N.S.F.W

(Naughty Sexy Fucking Words)

You're final warninb

Your FINAL. ⚠️ WARNING

Seriously proceed with caution, especually if you are a traimatized individual
And hold space for any heavy emotions this brings up please ❤️and take care of yourself

Need dick badly for serious

Self care check: have you eaten recently? Did you sleep last night? Have you taken your meds? What.does a good day look like for you and what can you do today to get there ? How manyg

Today, in honour of the death of Pope Francis, I would like to recall his tireless struggle to make my life worse.

Both the same-sex marriage and gender identity laws in Argentina passed while he was Archbishop of Buenos Aires, which is to say the most prominent religious figure in the country, and he fiercely opposed them (famously calling the former a plot by the devil to destroy God's plan).

As a transgender lesbian in Argentina, having legally changed my name and gender and being married to my wife, things that have made my life enormously better and would not have been possible if he'd had his way, I can only say this: fuck you, you piece of shit. We won, you lost.

The next pope will probably also be a terrible person, because that's a requirement for the job of head of the Catholic Church. May it fade into irrelevance in my lifetime.

our CEO just saw the video of Amish people building a barn in reverse. unfortunately we will now be deploying the ground crew to dismantle Auckland Airport. this is part of our long-term strategy to trap Aucklanders

oh yeah man awwwww yeah i wanna man oh yeah man i wanna fuck my ipod ooooh yeah

white boy in my living room looking at me smugly and condescendingly to tell me that google told him there's only one way to pronounce a word correctly

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