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we popping the BIGGEST bottles when makorra happens tomorrow
Happy 10 year anniversary to the Markorra bottles, never popped
can't believe the ATLACU is actually gonna exist after all these years
Release dates we've got so far include
2024: Kyoshi
2025: Zuko
2026: Korra
2027: Avatar Origins: Wan
2028: The Avatars (Avatars Assemble in the UK)
2029: 2 Ava 2 Tar
2030: TOPH: The Movie
2031: The Nuktuk Horror Picture Show
2032: TOPH 2: Earthmageddon
2033: The Majestic Mr Momo
2034: Iroh and Bumi's Excellent Adventure
2035: Revenge of the Cabbage Man
2036: The Kataang Kids Try To Buy Booze
2037-: TOPH: The Movie: The Series
2038: The Dark Meelo Saga
2039: Jet: Resurrection
2040: The Ember Island Players Present: The Legend of Korra
2041: Azula Has A Nice Day
2042: The Search for Zuko's Mom 2: We Lost the Bitch Again
2043: Jinora's College Years
2044: Li'l Appa
2045: The De-Cop-ification of Mako
-2046: TOPH: The Movie: The Series: The Finale: The Movie
2047: The Gaang Help Sokka Move House
2048: Yue Gets Bored: The Tidal Apocalypse
2049: But I'm A Kyoshi Warrior
2050: I Don't Know How About The Little Boy From Zuko Alone is Avatar Batman Now No Don't Put That As The Title
2051: Avatar: What If... Roku Took One For The Team And Just Dicked Sozin Silly
2052: Avatar Future: There's Phones Now God Help Us
2053: TOPH: IMMORTAL
2054: The Korrasami Lovechild Takes Over The World
2055: 50th Anniversary Special! M. Night Shamalan's The Last Airbender Book 2 Earth
can you imagine how the whole energybending scene must have looked to Sokka and Suki
Sokka: βohmygod, I think aangβs losing!β
Suki: βyou dont know that, maybe red is aangβs colorβ
Sokka: βyou think the motherfucker who was planning to genocide the entire world with fire has a *blue aura*??β
Toph: βwhat the FUCK are you guys TALKING aboutβ
Sokka: it's the same color as his tattoos, of COURSE Aang is blue.
Toph: Aang has tattoos?
Toph: I canβt beLIEVE none of you told me Aang has tattoos, Iβve been part of this team for MONTHS and nobody thought to tell the BLIND GIRL that Aang has tattoos.
Toph: (quietly) Suki what are tattoos
Oh God if Toph found out what tattoos were you know sheβd go hog wild with them. Iβm talking full sleeves. Imagine rebellious teenager Toph COVERED in tattoos now leading an army.
Her tattoos would be just words like ROCK GROUND DIRT BREAD EARTH TATTOO METAL THE BEST.
Suki: why do you have one that says bread?
Toph: I like bread.
And you know Sokka would be the one doing them too.
this is exactly the Zukka + Aang dynamic
Aang: hold up guys, you're going to the cave of two lovers?
Sokka, holding a picnic basket: ...yes
Aang: oh awesome I've been meaning to go back, hang on I'll get my stuff, we can go see those badgermoles you like Sokka, and now that I can earth- and firebend none of us will need to kiss to see or get out haha
Zuko, wiping off his strawberry lib balm: oh. great.
this is exactly the Zukka + Aang dynamic
Aang: hold up guys, you're going to the cave of two lovers?
Sokka, holding a picnic basket: ...yes
Aang: oh awesome I've been meaning to go back, hang on I'll get my stuff, we can go see those badgermoles you like Sokka, and now that I can earth- and firebend none of us will need to kiss to see or get out haha
Zuko, wiping off his strawberry lip balm: oh. great.