cold.. jealous of printer paper.. imagine getting slid through a machine and you come out all warm.. they don’t even know how good they have it.
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cold.. jealous of printer paper.. imagine getting slid through a machine and you come out all warm.. they don’t even know how good they have it.
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we do need to revisit the wording of “you can’t have your cake and eat it too” because i don’t think it clearly enough conveys that it’s more that you can’t simultaneously retain a cake and also get to consume it (which would render you cakeless). for years i was like But why not….it’s my cake….?
this fucking problem is how they caught the unabomber
hey you should uh. elaborate. for my own personal satisfaction
the unabomber was pedantic about idiomatic phrases like “have your cake and eat it too” and rephrased it to “eat your cake and have it too” (which to be very fair makes sense). fast forward to when he starts writing manifestos. he uses the phrase word for word in his pedantic style and his brother (who has been keeping his eyes on the unabomber shit for obvious reasons) notices the phrase and is like “oh fuck that’s my fucking brother no one else fucking says that” and calls in an FBI tip
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unfortunately i can’t take anything about that scene seriously anymore because i keep thinking about this tweet
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flying gorilla will save you
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let macavity be my sculptor
*sexting* oh yeah I checked out that book you mentioned
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I saw claudia in an impossible afternoon light…
Resplendent. Rendered even more beautiful by her beholder
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