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-### Hello, My Lord. May I? 👋 #EndSARS #SARSMUSTEND #SARSMUSTGO
+### Hello, My Lord. May I? 👋 
 
-Before you is a homosapien that has a knack for many things. _Believe you me_, I love building tools for [developers](https://dev.to/unicodeveloper), [writing](https://medium.com/@unicodeveloper), [speaking](https://speakerdeck.com/unicodeveloper), [building developer communities](https://www.benjamindada.com/forloop-africa/) and slapping my keyboard till something works. :collision:
+I love building tools for [developers](https://github.com/unicodeveloper), [writing](https://dev.to/unicodeveloper), [speaking](https://speakerdeck.com/unicodeveloper), [building developer communities](https://www.benjamindada.com/forloop-africa/) and slapping my keyboard till something works. :collision:
 
-I adore wicked people. I'm specifically referring to folks that are wicked about their personal growth. :grin:
+![Prosper's GitHub stats](https://github-readme-stats.vercel.app/api?username=unicodeveloper&show_icons=true&count_private=true)
 
-:sparkles: Bombastic rhetorics abound that [@codebeast](https://twitter.com/codebeast) is human. Lies! My rebuttal accentuates his humanoid status--**half-human, half-robot, and definitely half-spirit**. :alien:
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-Finally, I'm currently obssessed with improving the quality of life of Nigerians through [Eden Life](https://ouredenlife.com). :four_leaf_clover: :seedling: