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+replies:
+  - body: |
+      Thanks for posting! This is a duplicate of #<insert issue>. Before filing an issue, please [use our issue search](https://github.com/typescript-eslint/typescript-eslint/issues) to check for open and closed issues that already address what you're looking for.
+    name: Clearly Duplicate Issue
+  - body: |
+      Thanks for the issue!
+      \
+      This is an extension rule. That means we take the base rule and extend it to support TS syntax or features.
+      \
+      We don't break from the base rule to add new features unless they are specifically related to TS.
+      \
+      In this instance — this request is not related to TS, thus we shall not implement it. If you'd like to see it, feel free to raise a request with the ESLint team.
+      \
+    name: Extension Rule - Reject Due to Enhancement
+  - body: |
+      The fix has been merged to main, and will be released Monday, as per our [release schedule](https://github.com/typescript-eslint/typescript-eslint#versioning)
+      \
+      If you need it sooner, please try the `canary` tag on NPM.
+    name: Fix Has Been Merged
+  - body: |
+
+    name:
+  - body: |
+      With any issue opened in this project — it either has visible progress in the form of an attached PR, or it has no progress.\
+      \
+      We are a community-run project. The volunteer maintainers spend most of their time triaging issues and reviewing PRs. This means that most issues will not progress unless a member of the community steps up and champions it.\
+      \
+      If this issue is important to you — consider being that champion.\
+      \
+      If not — please just subscribe to the issue and wait patiently.\
+      Commenting asking for status updates does not bump issue priority in any way and just serves to spam everyone subscribed to the issue.
+    name: Progress - Blunt
+  - body: |
+      We are a community run project. The **volunteer** maintainers spend most of their time triaging issues and reviewing PRs. This means that most issues *will not progress* unless a member of the community steps up and **champions** it.
+      \
+      If this issue is important to you — consider being that champion.
+      If not — please use the subscribe function and wait patiently for someone else to implement this.
+    name: Progress - Nice
+  - body: |
+      As per [our contributing guidelines](https://github.com/typescript-eslint/typescript-eslint/blob/master/CONTRIBUTING.md#addressing-feedback-and-beyond) this PR is in the queue of PRs to reviewed, and will be reviewed when we are able.
+      \
+      This project is run by volunteer maintainers, so it might be a bit before we can find the time to get to it.
+    name: Review Queue
+  - body: |
+      We ***STRONGLY*** recommend you use automatic code formatters like [prettier](https://www.npmjs.com/package/prettier).
+      \
+      Stylistic lint rules take a lot of effort to write, require ongoing maintenance to add more configuration as people want to fit their preferences, and are a large burden to maintain as new syntax is added.
+      The configurability also leads to huge fanout [making tests huge, and awful to maintain](https://github.com/typescript-eslint/typescript-eslint/blob/b814e635c1f34139c89e0176727480935dd45cac/packages/eslint-plugin/tests/rules/type-annotation-spacing.test.ts).
+      \
+      It's for these reasons that [eslint has frozen all stylistic lint rule options, and will not accept any new ones](https://eslint.org/blog/2020/05/changes-to-rules-policies).
+      See also our [What About Formatting?](https://typescript-eslint.io/docs/linting/troubleshooting/formatting) docs.
+    name: Use Prettier