Whenever my aunt springs her insane superstitious/religious cures on me I specifically remember when I was 17 and she got me exorcised. The priest was like “I don’t think she’s possessed” and she insisted “well there’s something wrong with her, she’s always [symptoms of depression] so…”
And the guy said some verses and touched my head and stuff then said I should drink only holy water for an entire week. Which wasn’t hard to do, but my fav part of this whole experience was me saying I want to eat instant noodles and my aunt going “I’ll make them for you. With the holy water he gave us.” And then I had holy instant noodles
#194 (paldea) - #980. Unlike their johtonian cousin, the Clodsire line prefers wet mud and bogs to bathe on. They love getting mud on their trainers as a sign of love, and will get sad if you wash it off. Unfortunately, that mud is also very poisonous.
I love when fanfic authors are freakishly unhinged. “Yes, hello, I am here to write a heart wrenching story about relationships and mortality. My medium is Ducktales (2017)”
This poor big is trapped in several different disposable plastic coffee stirring straws and you’re laughing at him? Is this fun for you? Vile, reprehensible behavior. Shame. Shame.
I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know
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