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Women clean up messes----Men announce them ! Rita Rudner comedian This quote is the truest line I have ever heard-(The cat threw up-I see it and clean it up. The cat threw up-DAN sees it and yells."Hey,Pat, the cat threw up"----this is the true diference between the sexes !!!!
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Be the girl his ex girlfriend will hate - Picture Quotes
Be the girl his ex girlfriend will hate, his mom will love and that he will never forget.
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IDontHaveToAttend- this is so true! I seem to spend time keeping peace around my life
Birthmarks
A mark for every breath you took, every blink, every sleepy yawn. One for every time you sucked your thumb, waved hello, closed your eyes, and slept in the most perfect darkness. One for every time you had the hiccups. One for every dream you dreamed within me. It isn't very pretty anymore. Some may even think it's ugly. That's OK. It was your home. It held you until my arms could, and for that, I will always find something beautiful in it. ~ Cassie Fox
Hi Sugarplum!
I may be 61 now but someday I hope to be much older !
What Should I Read Next? Book recommendations for people who like The Cat in the Hat by Dr Seuss
Best Thing Ever!! Type in a book you love..get a list of books you might also like.
Don't judge me because I am quiet. No one plans a murder out loud.
Hmmmm-remember what Stephen King's Deloris Claiborn said"An untimely accident is a middle aged woman's best friend" ----I know this isn't exact but you get the gist