Shit man, this clown war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say “gutbuster finale” or some similar shit, and every jester around him slipped on a banana peel, did a triple backflip in the air and landed face first into a pie. The camera didn’t even go onto him, that’s how common shit like this is. My ass is casting bozo’s squirting flower and knock knock jokes. I think I just heard “power word: giggle” two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

witchofanguish:

KLAIN: mr president, please, we need you to focus on your talking points and stop mugging the cameras. no one can understand what you're saying about the economy. mr president, please...  THE BRILLIANT JOE BIDEN:ALT

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islandlobster:

in light of switch 2 direct and as an advocate for playing windwaker: if you have a low-end laptop/pc and a wired controller you can play ww HD for free, let alone gamecube ww. download dolphin. go to r/roms. save yourself 600 dollars

bigandgreedy:

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the-nyanguard-party:

only games playable on pc exist, hope this helps

sybeez:

screenshot from monkey island of a guy and girl and text over it reading "never pay more than 47 bucks and 80 cents for a computer game" and under the image "*adjusted for inflation*"ALT

evergreen

No white transfem don’t caption that selfie of you in a kimono with “weebing out so hard rn” you could just likesay sometjing less fucking weird instead

heavenpierceher:

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