maybe if you bundled yourself up and went for a walk out in the cold then came back inside with rosy cheeks and cool skin and warmed yourself up with a nice warm cup of herbal tea with honey maybe then you'd calm down

girl there have been moments when ao3 has been down longer than tiktok was just gone for lmaooo

Yep, there's the breakdown I was waiting for XD

He was trying to save Blitzo from being murdered, he didnt just do it because he loved him. He literally saved his life. Stolas haters have some fucking common sense challenge (impossible)

REBLOG PLZ

Goal: 0/$40

Hi friends 😭

It is with a heavy heart that I ask for assistance with food for my two toddlers. We are waiting on foodstamps to reapprove us because they cut us off when we became homeless. We are currently living in a motel with no car, in the middle of nowhere.

There is a gas station across the street that sells milk for $7 😭

Anything helps ✨😭

It is what it is

obsessed with blitzo

ben affleck smoking meme you'll always be famous

happy 3k my lovely @hellamews's 3k DTIYS on twitter

Stolas: do it. Pussy.

Blitz: 👀 Yes daddy sir I mean daddy I mean bottom I mean daddy.

No literally that was the sexiest thing I had ever seen Stolas do and we have seen him do some things.

Bonus:

HELLUVA BOSS 1.06 - Truth Seekers 2.09 - Apology Tour 2.11 - Mastermind 2.12 - Sinsmas

PSA for Switch owners

The latest 11.0 update means that Google Analytics is a thing on the switch and turned on. What that means is that Nintendo has a deal with Google to share with them your data for advertisement purposes.

To turn it off

Please spread the word. Really shitty of Nintendo to just quietly start allowing Google to spy on users for advertising.

With everything they gave us this episode, now Im 99% sure they're going to give us a Stolitz Blitz's office sex scene. Since they're obviously reading all the fanfics.

Not exactly sure why people believe Millie's pregnancy means she's 100% going to be shelved as a character if she decides to go through with having the baby.

I feel like the weapons scene in Sinsmas during the fight with Andrealphus was pretty good foreshadowing that her and Moxxie are going to swap weapons classes, with her using firearms and Moxxie using more close combat methods. With the addition of Loona to the team during missions it might not even be a bad idea to have both Millie and Moxxie using firearms while Blitzø and Loona are close combat. Hell, even in a pinch they could put Stolas through a training montage in hand-to-hand combat cause he sure showed some potential while he was beating the shit out of Andrealphus. 😂

Basically I don't think the pregnancy is a death sentence for Millie becoming a background character now.

Really tells you a lot about what people think having kids is like. NEWSFLASH, I have a one and two year old!!! Two babies!! I did not put my fucking life on a shelf and honestly a lot of yall have some internalised misogyny.

Helluva Boss Sinsmas as textposts part 44/?

[Parts 1-40] / 41 / 42 / 43 / 44

"I tried so many years to make it comfortable for us; to have this family, but it was never enough. The only reason I have endured your constant insults and cruelty was for that girl to have a normal life." - Stolas S2 E1

"Also, son, you are destined to sire a precautionary addition to the Goetia family." - Paimon S2 E1

Some of you all are completely misunderstanding the second half, I am not downplaying the love Stolas has for Octavia, I am not saying that at all, what I am saying, is that Octavia is 100% going to think she was a 'obligation' when she finds out she was born to be a 'precautionary addition to the Goetia family'.

1.02 || 2.12