not even JRR Tolkien, who famously developed the concept of the Secondary World and firmly believed that no trace of the Real World should be evoked in the fictional world, was able to remove potatoes from his literature. this is a man who developed whole languages and mythologies for his literary world, who justified its existence in English as a translation* simply because he was so miffed he couldn’t get away with making the story fully alien to the real world. and not even he, in extremis, was so cruel as to deny his characters the heavenly potato. could not even conceive a universe devoid of the potato. such is its impact. everyone please take a moment to say thank you to South Americans for developing and cultivating one of earth’s finest vegetables. the potato IS all that. literally world-changing food. bless.
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“u look tired” thanks i stayed up all night obsessing over things i have no control over
what’s wrong babe you’ve barely touched your potential even though all your elementary teachers really liked you and said you were gifted and that you were going to do great things
always procrastinating and brain rotting and not making a good use of my time
gods weakest soldier i need 3-5 business days to process the even tiniest of slip-ups i made in social interactions
May we all one day live in dogshit fuck all happening boring ass nothing to talk about but the weather times
Falling Stars Observed from the Balloon, illustration by Albert Tissandier for the second edition of James Glaisher’s Travels in the Air, 1871
i said what i said
Toothpaste. It’s just frozen toothpaste.
to bite. Fondly.
love is stored in the throat offered willingly AND in the teeth sinking in. Or something
the moon is loved no matter what phase she’s in… just as you are.