made him cum so hard his pussay expoded. SAD!
You ever killed a man?
made him cum so hard his pussay expoded. SAD!
*insert (big wet sloppy kiss) or (feather light graze on the neck)* hey pookie
youu obviously want to play warhammer whit me. kisses you with tongue
Timothy: what do we do about the slender man? Zoe: He doesn't seem to want to murder people like he did beforehand. Timothy: No he just wants to have sex with everyone. Zoe: Which is a lot better.
^^real lyrics from the final song in that slenderman musical.
what can you say about slenderman? he was slenderman. :)
whats the furthest you ever threw up
a couple years ago on new years eve i got blackout drunk 4 tha first time and i puked probably 10 inches into the sink at my friend’s apartment. you know what else is 10 inches~~? 😘
pregaming before you go to the bank
getting fucked upppppp on penny and nickel
fucking the credit carddddddd🗣️🍾