Impaled: to wear when you're through being on top of everything

Be more than a human pin cushion: complement the impaling object! Try opening or pattern around the entry point(s). Wraps and layers (that do not catch) add effect, as do boas, furs. Sleeves and pants can be boring, but leotards (even ornate swimsuits) show off the legs/arms, plus help the illusionist position your body just right. Boy shorts help if wearing skirt. Piercings most def. Chokers and halters ideal. Fringes/tassels yes. Flowing gowns fine as long as back is tight.