"I'm literally about to hit a clip.''
"Get off the game and change your diaper.''
"No I'm literally boutta hit this clip.''
"I do not care. It has been seven hours since your last change. Get off of the game, you STINK!!!''
"Hold on, this player's literally a sweat!''
"Get off the game!''
"He's literally a tryhard!''
"I'm tired of you stinking up the whole house!''
"It's not me.''
"Get out of your room and change your diaper!''
"Wait wait wait wait wait... ahhhhhh my god this player literally tries so hard at the game!''
"And YOU need to try so hard at the changing table! GET, OFF, OF, THE, GAME!!!''
"I'm not even gonna try hard at the changing table because it doesn't have things like crit boosts, clip refills, or Ubercharges.''
"OH MY GOD, JUST CHANGE YOUR DIAPER!!!''
"No!''
"One change every two hours! That's all we're asking for!''
"Noooooo that's TOO MANY and you're literally ruining the clip!!''
"YOU ARE LITERALLY RUINING MY NOSTRILS!!''
"Ehhhh you're probably just in the TF2...''
"I'm done! I give up! Don't change your diaper! I'm SO DONE!!''
"Yesss.''
*Door Slams*
"Well, we might not of hit a clip, but we just took a W boys!''