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Funny Joke | The Fireman Hose
Funny Joke | A fireman comes home from work one day and tells his wife, “We have a wonderful system at the fire station: Bell 1 rings, we put on our jackets; Bell 2 rings, we slide down the pole; Bell 3 rings, we’re on the trucks. From now on, we’re going to run this house the same way....
Funny Joke | A Man Goes Doctor’S Office To Get Double Dose Of Viagra...
Funny Joke | A Man Goes Doctor’S Office To Get Double Dose Of Viagra...
Funny Joke | The Big Game Hunter
Funny Joke | The big game hunter walked in the bar and bragged to everyone about his hunting skills. The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one could dispute that...
Funny Joke | A Priest On A Plane
Funny Joke | A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked: “Excuse me Father, could I ask a favor?”...
Funny Joke | A Priest On A Plane
Funny Joke | A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked: “Excuse me Father, could I ask a favor?”...
Funny Joke | A Guy Gets Home Early From Work And Hears Strange Noises Coming From The Bedroom
Funny Joke | A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. “What’s up?” he says. “I’m having a heart attack,” cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone...
Funny Joke | The Fireman Hose
Funny Joke | A fireman comes home from work one day and tells his wife, “We have a wonderful system at the fire station: Bell 1 rings, we put on our jackets; Bell 2 rings, we slide down the pole; Bell 3 rings, we’re on the trucks. From now on, we’re going to run this house the same way....
Funny Joke ‣ A Man Is Getting Into The Shower
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.” ... , #joke, #funny, #humor
Funny Joke ‣ A Man Accidentally Elbows a Woman’s Chest
Funny Joke ‣ A Man Accidentally Elbows a Woman’s Chest as she is standing behind him in a hotel lobby. The man apologizes profusely and says “if your heart is as soft as your chest, I know you’ll forgive me.” To which the woman replied...
Funny Joke ‣ Stupid Or Smart
Funny Joke ‣ A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer; “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and...
Funny Joke ‣ A Little Boy Wanted A Bicycle For Christmas
A little boy wanted a bicycle for Christmas. His mother said she didn’t have enough money to buy him a new bike but suggested that if he wrote to Jesus promising to be a good boy in the future, then maybe Jesus might be willing to get him one. So the boy started writing out a letter. ‘Dear Jesus, I promise to be good for ... #joke, #funny, #humor
Funny Joke ‣ A Man Is Getting Into The Shower
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.” ... , #joke, #funny, #humor
Jokes ‣ A Mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married
A Mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt....
Jokes ‣ A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel
A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel On the third day out the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning. After dusting themselves off, the nun and the priest surveyed their situation. After a long period of silence, the priest spoke...
Jokes ‣ A Newly Married Couple Are In Bed
A newly married couple are in bed when the man asks his wife how many men she has slept with After the question, the woman doesn’t respond. The man asks again “Just tell me, it’s fine. How many men have you slept with?”...