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@itsderelict

no but river cartwright really is character of all time. to me. his whole thing is he was so good at tracking the second-in-command of mi5 that he saw something he shouldn't have and she completely ruined his career as a result. he's also somehow mistakenly called in two separate bomb threats. he has no hesitations getting beat up for several hours by the head of mi5 enforcement but also his one (1) major undercover op was going to a family's dinner and acting normal and he completely failed. he goes to france and immediately apologizes for being british. he's anti-slutshaming. his dad's an ex-CIA cultist. did i mention his undercover disguise was a pair of glasses and a light blue shirt. a girl literally took him aside and asked him why he was being so fucking weird.

hey. you're doing great :) I think that blorbo of yours should be shot in an alleyway with no one around, terrified and alone, and forced to struggle back to their home base trailing blood along the concrete behind them, and collapse in a shocked caretaker's arms, though. that's just my opinion. keep thrivin :)

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