spiderman villains: the spider has plagued my life. i will catch him and crush him between my fingers like the creature he is. i’ll make the spider pay for all that he’s taken from me. his pleas for mercy will barely be heard over the thunder of fear in his veins as i

peter, doing an extra backflip as he swings to greenwich because his frozen yogurt stamp card is full and he gets a free 8 ounces: what

if a demon possessed me I’d just b like ok take it from here good luck man

if u even BREATHE around a new yorker theyre like Well in new york da air is made outta poison. and we just suck it up because we are real men unlike those pansy tourists. our bagels are the only real bagels on the planet  and our pizza is the only pizza that exists and have you ever heard of the subway. I bet you havent. in new york we have this thinkg called a subway that takes you places. New york rats are stronger than any other rat in the world. if you put a rat from, say, boston, up against a new york rat….No chance pal ! our new york rat is kicking his ass, BAM! ya got rat pudding on da sidewalk. you havent had a coffee until youve had a new york coffee

Just found out we’re supposed to be LEARNING in online classes 😳😳😳 this is kinda embarrassing

when programs fucking autocorrect <3 to ❤️ and :) to 😃,,,, do you have any idea what you’ve just done?? what you just fucking destroyed ?

Hey guys! I just wanted to let you know that you might want to avoid giffing Spider-Man: No Way Home until the digital release on March 22nd. The movie was leaked today, which means that marvel/disney can terminate your blog for posting illegal content (they have done it many times in the past)

 
please signal boost to spread the word !! ♥️

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ph. DAVID SIMS