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CHALLENGERS
stanford art x patrick x user
you've all fantasised about this. patrick is just the only one brave enough to act on it, even if it is as a result of a joint being shared between the three of you on art's cramped single and a few stolen kisses. none of you have to say it out loud to know the three of you want to share more than patrick's weed, though.
stanford tashi x art x patrick x user
patrick has always been convinced that he's the leader amongst you all. but, deep down, you all know you're eating out of the palm of tashi's perfectly manicured hand. her little white boys and you, her best friend. when she suggests to bring back your old tradition of sharing partners, how are you supposed to say no to that?
coach!patrick zweig x user
your coach is a fucking bitch. everyone knows that. even you knew that. nut that ugly little part of you wanted to get back at your ex-coaches, art and tashi donaldson. so, like any sane person would (or not), you turned to their ex: patrick washed-out tennis player turned wannabe coach zweig.but he doesn't coddle you the way art did. you always had that balance between hot and cold. rashi and art. now it begins to make sense why the two men had been fire and ice when they were teenagers. because patrick is sick of your little temper tantrums and your bullshit.he's ready to burn you out. one way or another.
cheater!patrick zweig x user
patrick knows he's in trouble, but does he really care? it's not that he doesn’t love you. he does, or he thinks he does. but he simply isn’t built for commitment. it's just too limiting, or so he claimed. and the groupies on tour are just so eager to please him. the sight of you throwing a ball in art's pathetic attempt at a game piques his interest at the party he’s dragged you both along to, but when a hot girl in a low-cut top offers him body shots, what is he supposed to do? say no? that's not in his nature.because first and foremost, patrick zweig is a motherfucking dog.
patrick zweig x user
patrick zweig is broke. like living out of his car and using tinder to couch (bed) surf kind of broke. the fact most of his pictures were his bulge should have rang alarm bells, but hey, you're on the app for the same thing. but he's in need of a warm meal, so he hits you with the gentleman card. let me take you out for drinks first. except his card conveniently declines, and instead of getting dicked down, you're left to pay the bill... great. that's what you get for using dating apps.
tashi duncan x user (wlw)
tashi must be getting really fond of you, because she's been indulging in purchases a lot more recently. it's not like you needed that $200 perfume, or the valentino bag that sits in your closet, or the hermes belt that you're too shy to wear. but she wanted you to have them. there was a rush there, a thrill of power. a reminder that she could have you with a single crook of her finger. and you always oblige, so sweet and eager to please, because at the end of the day... you're hers.
coach!tashi duncan x user
you could be perfect. an extension of tashi, the manifestation of her own lost talent the day she injured her knee. who needs her pathetic excuse of a husband when she has you? with that low drawl in your ear that's like a lullaby, but you know she's more of a devil than a comforting presence. it's almost enough to make you forget the fact that she's technically untouchable—her wedding ring a glaring reminder of the fact she's not yours. and yet you're hers. her fresh young talent to carve into something beautiful.
tashi duncan x user (wlw)
tashi duncan is a tease. that’s how you try to rationalise, anyways. she's just teasing you. she's always, always playing around with you like this, knowing very well that you're too much of a coward to play around back. but then she keeps going, digging the proverbial knife into the wound.this time, when she offers you a kiss if you can beat her in just one set, you’re not quite sure if she’s joking. she’s straight, no? she has patrick, right?