15:45
Donghyuck is shooting you a wide-eyed look, lips set in a pout, batting his lashes and all. His manipulation is as clear as daylight. He knows you can’t resist his charm when he brings out his fatal puppy eyes. Under normal circumstances, you would have given in by now, but this is anything but normal.
You take another look at what you are sure is the ugliest house plant ever, repulsed by the mere sight of it. You don’t understand why Donghyuck would go out of his way to pick the strangest of plants everytime he stepped into a nursery. You remember his past infamous pet plants. His devil’s ivy (which he so lovingly called divy) almost killed Daegal, and his mother of thousands was so revolting that his own mother refused to drop by until he got rid of it.
Now he wants a goddamn sea onion of all things to add to your list of greatest miseries. It’s not even a seedling, it is fully grown and at a point where it just cannot get anymore hideous. The cherry on top is definitely the bulb sitting on top of the soil.
“Stop calling my baby ugly!” He whines.
You sigh, rubbing your temples. You sense an oncoming headache. “Hyuck, there are some ferns over there,” you point in the general direction of some decent-looking plants. “Do you want to take a look at them before we make a decision? I saw some moth orchids too-”
“Baby!” His gripe cuts you off. “We formed an instant connection the moment our eyes met! I just know this is it!”
You don’t want to know what eyes he is talking about. The poor salesboy who had the misfortune of helping you find a plant looks like he is two seconds away from crying. Donghyuck is still giving you his fatal puppy eyes. This plant would ruin your aesthetics.
“Fine,” you relent reluctantly because the headache is getting worse and the salesboy is getting teary eyed. Not because you love Donghyuck or something.
Donghyuck does a small victory dance and cups your cheeks to press a quick kiss on your lips. It doesn’t make your heart somersault into your stomach at all.
That’s just gross.
If months later, you are the one taking care of Mr. Anion (a terrible pun) while Donghyuck (being the irresponsible father that he is) is on a world tour, it isn’t because you love him either. Or whatever.
That’s just gross.
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Note
Working on your requests. Might take some time:)
Also Donghyuck would 100% be ugly plants enthusiast. He has that type of unhinged energy. Reblog if you agree.
(reblog even if you don’t agree because it’ll help me π_π)
P.S I’ll answer the asks once I’m done writing the requests. I read all of them.